aspiring wife guy

referring to crunchy pieces as Continuous Hardship is incredible

which one do you think it is

its cool how covid discourse has vaccine freaks and hypochondriacs in a permanent cage match

what do you mean marjorie taylor brown worked. what a fuckin pussy

that's just good politics

somehow my grandma got it in her head that she needs a separate laptop for youtube because watching youtube will wear out her good laptop

forgot to add water to the steamer but my broccoli still steamed... miracles happen

robby takac looks so bored man i feel bad for him

i think someone should put john rzeznik in a medieval torture device until he agrees to stop playing iris and make the goo goo dolls a replacements worship band again

coming right out of the gate with a "not just,"

they say there's a direct gut-brain connection but a bad poop will also just ruin your day

steep price for a sin and punishment box

really looking forward to finding out the comically inept way they try to cover up the epstein stuff that will still work somehow

obviously trashy but song kinda goes, surprisingly. sorry but it's true. i don't know when she was born but this had to be 2009. too much kesha and not enough kylie minogue. also god damn that's a big head

"i could've been someone" i couldn't. i hate being

it's so embarrassing that people kept watching stranger things after season 2. when did we stop feeling shame

i'm pretty sure he was speaking metaphorically, but if presidents are sucking each other off then maybe there's hope for this country after all

tubi is incredible

hard to overstate how much nothing is going to come of this

join every class action

i don't know how they did it but every episode of columbo has a new most beautiful woman to ever live

more shocking revelations about a thing we've all known that he basically admitted on video decades ago

don't make me vote for hochul man. what did i do to deserve this

every day i get one step closer to liquidating my retirement and disappearing in east asia

mamdani wins, is completely ineffectual. becomes Democrat

i tune my guitar to DADCAG

"hotly" has got to be one of the dumbest sounding real words of all time. oh? the facts are hotly contested? shut the hell up man you sound like a url shortener

working on a gratitude list. first and foremost i'm glad that people aren't talking about severance anymore

saw the new insurance premiums and started laughing like a maniac