“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

My takeaway from this rant is even Trump didn’t watch that Kid Rock thing.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

So what I'm getting out of this is Trump did not watch the TPUSA halftime show

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100

It’s pronounced lady haha in Spanish

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Anybody want a bite of my bleu cheese fondue beef shank burger

So Copilot is just for people who don’t know how to use Excel?

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

DOMINIK SZOBOSZLAI OH YOU BEAUTY

No, but really, who wants this? Who is the audience for this? Who could possibly want this?

(Italian voice)
boom-a soon-a

WOW! WHITE HOUSE SAYS TRUMP DOESN’T WRITE HIS OWN TWEETS???

AUTOPEN!

the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

check out bright ice over here

Bulls Ayo and JP return absolutely sucks (Dilly is a scrub and Leonard Miller is terrible) and I also hate taking on Yabu's PO and not getting a second round pick or anything to sweeten things. Same old AK.

Curling baby for all your Olympic meme needs

SHEESH

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

A map showing the municipal border of Chicago with three transparent shapes of different colors superimposed over it, roughly fitting inside.

The entire cities of Amsterdam (red), Paris (blue), and Barcelona (purple) can fit inside Chicago.

All borders use the same geographic scale (1:175000). The European cities have been rotated and/or flipped, but not resized.

The Permanent Overclass - The American Prospect The NFL’s billionaire owners literally can’t lose when it comes to making money. On the field? That’s another matter.

An NFL team can lose. (Trust me, I'm a Jets fan.)
But NFL owners are essentially guaranteed success — no matter how bad their team is, no matter how blatantly they disregard their fans, no matter how odious they are personally.

My feature for @prospect.org's Sports Issue!

2nd largest drop in US exports since pandemic.

(via Schwab)

One thing that makes you feel like you’re losing your grip on reality is constantly having to hear about the genius and brilliance of various Silicon Valley types while also reading headlines about how their businesses are losing sums of money so large that it’s almost impossible to comprehend