Deliza 🦯✨

This is standard BBC1 scheduling lol you get used to it

I’m getting ads for Duolingo and these ads just make me think “Duolingo never needed to advertise itself before it swapped staff for AI”

My mum took this nice pic of me that I thought would make a fresh pfp but then we saw my hands were all blurred and it’d look weird. But then I remembered AI struggles with hands already! So, consider this my contribution to poisoning the well of digital imagery

Increase a band:

Green Week

Did he really pave over that garden?

Play it again, Joni

Ordered some clothes online in the size below because I was sick of being stuck between 2 dress sizes and… they all fit!! This was a win by every possible metric

And then I checked my credit card

Still not doing any returns tho

Isn’t that just a prime number?

Screenshot of the first paragraph for Bigg Zuuu’s entry on Wikipedia which lists the work he is best know for and now includes “for scoring a fluke goal for 'The World XI' team during Soccer Aid on June 15th 2025”

Wikipedia have already updated Big Zuu’s page with his Soccer Aid feat lol good stuff

Street art mural on a wall depicting a woman with an outstretched hand holding a heart-shaped collection of green leaves, with her hair and lips also rendered in green foliage, set against a blue starry background. A large tree grows directly in front of the mural, with its real branches and leaves appearing to merge with the painted greenery of the woman's hair, creating an artistic blend of nature and street art. Modern apartment buildings are visible in the background.

Newsfeed Cleanser: Mural by SFHIR, Málaga, Spain. 💚

Oooh I have the opposite problem. Skill swap workshop, anyone?

The music sounds like Plastic Love to me which just makes it even better

Huh. I hope this gets a mention in Beyond The Spider-Verse

I’m still trying to figure out which part of Microsoft decided I need to receive an email whenever a colleague somehow Reacts to my email as if it were a Chat message

I recommend playing Semi Charmed Life to lull her into a false sense of security with its upbeat tune

Thank you for the alt text because otherwise I was about to watch this incredible post fly right over my head

You’d think it’s ironic that the music in this clip is called Kingdom Of Predators but instead it just adds more emotional depth to the scene

The Kingsman film is on tv and now I’m playing it on the +1 channel just so I can watch the church scene again

Searched for new self-defence options and one of the top suggestions was for salsa classes..? Have I been underestimating the power of salsa?

Barrett is an adoptive father, supporter of women-owned business, and he worked an honest job until it destroyed his community and he decided his daughter deserved a better world and better future. If you’re a Barrett then stand proud!

I haven’t figured out how to bookmark or save posts like this for future reference so I’m just gonna repost here for myself and hope I remember to come back to this

I finally got to see Six The Musical yesterday and, in my longstanding tradition of focusing on the wrong things, I am still reeling at the lyrics “ignore the fear and you’ll be fine, we’ll turn this vier into a nine” like damn, talk about roses and their thorns!

Gotta love British tv when you catch the disclaimer for Gogglebox saying “strong language, adult humour and - I’m not kidding - graphic footage of cows giving birth”

Tax the super-rich? Unthinkable. Cut disability support? Sensible. A 2% wealth tax could raise £24bn, yet we're cutting disability benefits instead. Who are we protecting?

"If a multimillionaire paid 2% more in tax, they’d still be a multimillionaire. But for a disabled person losing PIP, it’s the difference between survival and destitution." A damning letter to the editor.

@eastangliabylines.co.uk @bearlypolitics.co.uk

The absolute tragedy of recognising the book a fellow passenger is reading but having no way to talk to him about it because my whole blind situation makes it impossible to start that topic normally

Greenbot is perfect

This afternoon I was enjoying a cracking brew but I got too comfy, complacent. And thus, I dropped some biscuit in my tea. 5hrs later and I’m still not done processing this devastation

Live
Laugh
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

I keep this one bookmarked and ready to drop

THIS is my favourite type of alt text! I need to know what the image is but I LOVE inferring how you want me to view it in the context of your post. Hits me like adding cheese to your pasta

I know what you mean but Scary Interesting is a great channel for stories told with depth and care. It’s frustrating that his titles are more clickbait-generic now. I highly recommend his older Horrible Fates videos. You can learn a lot, for better or worse