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Very late announcing it but I'll be in Las Vegas from April 15th-20th if anyone needs anything or wants to hang out or whateva

if you kill a disfavored person in the street the leaders of the republican party will try to make you a national hero. absolutely not an ominous sign for the future.

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[RIGHT WING AUTHORITARIAN ATTEMPTS RIGHT WING AUTHORITARIAN COUP IN COUNTRY WITH A PROLONGED HISTORY OF RIGHT WING AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES] what are we a bunch of communists?

we need these boyz to link up!!

A tweet from James RPG, @ZaaackKoootzer with an avatar of what looks like a bird wearing an elaborate crown. The text of the post reads: prestige this. streaming that. tv still hasn't topped data's first appearance after having sex for the first time. The post includes an image of Worf in a red uniform at the helm with Picard behind him in his traditional Captain's uniform. Behind them in the door of the turbo lift is Data, leaning against the doorframe with such an incredible amount of swagger and rizz that if the device you are using was capable of such feats as transmitting his charisma through the screen, that it may impregnate you, regardless of whether you have the equipment for that

If you're going to post screenshots from Twitter it should exclusively be stuff like this instead of stuff that makes people mad

My Receiptify Top 10 for Last Month 1st- Play N Go- Hudson Mohawke 2nd- Lovesick- Niis 3rd- DIY or DIE- VIAL 4th- DVP- PUP 5th- Reservoir- PUP 6th- Magnet- Bikini Kill 7th- Speed Heart- Bikini Kill 8th- Momentary- Doll Riot 9th- Popular- The Weeknd, Playboy Carti, Madonna 10th- Age of Consent- 2015 Remaster- New Order

Receiptify Top 10 for last year 1st- False Ideals- Niis 2nd- Tenebre Rosso Sangue- Keygen Church 3rd- It could be better- Left @ London 4th- Falling Short- VIAL 5th- Drink- Destroy Boys 6th- Momentary- Doll Riot 7th- Sweet Tooth- Destroy Boys 8th- Love Me Forever- Pinkshift 9th- Rocket Science- Meet Me @ The Altar 10th- Stab- Bratmobile

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Watch Dogs 2 soundtrack, The Weeknd and New Order crash The Year of the Riot Grrrl + otherwise a preview of my Spotify wrapped

love how uncontroversial this statement would be about literally any other group (imagine writing "to get on the wrong side of swifties is often to endure their unsparing criticism" in the newspaper) but here it's supposed to read as sinister

“If you displease people they will criticize you” Thanks, de Tocqueville

Listen up Chinese government if you want to warp our brains you’re going to have to come in here and post Simpsons screengrabs like the rest of us

Or did she?

It's far more likely Germany will arrest Nan Goldin than arrest the fugitive mass murderer Benjamin Netanyahu

Dropping new tech

Trump’s election represents the triumph of normal Americans (a South African billionaire who does nothing but post all day) over unaccountable elites (a mid-level functionary in the EPA office of water enforcement with $25,000 in student loans)

tfw when I spill my drink at burger king

Everything I see from Threads is so amazing. A perfect 50/50 between random strangers telling you about their sick pet or bad marriage and brands grimly flirting with each other. Facebook is one of the coolest companies ever to exist. No one else could come up with this.

Should have waited until night to tweet this, rookie mistake :(

JUSSIE SMOLLET INNOCENT

I just lost my doooooooooog/My brother taught me how to chase the bag

different viewpoints like what

this is why it's dipshit cowardice (in addition to morally grotesque) to try to triangulate on trans rights as Hakeem Jeffries and others have suggested. it's an opportunity to attack! nobody likes a lying bully

And the BLM protests. For like one year tops it seemed like we might take how women and Black people are treated seriously and the American antibodies kicked into high gear.

Perhaps this will get me in trumps good graces

[two days later] Trump Announces Firing Squad For NYT Editorial Board

Objectively very funny to see so many SEC fans and media members (redundant) melting down over literally The Indiana Hoosiers

it is insane how many of this style post are on facebook