cat

I am a bard watching someone take psychic damage just out of range

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

Watchdog? That sounds nice, may watchcat later

anyway, i’m gonna get pissed drunk tonight and have a moment of reprieve from world-rot by dancing to italodisco

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Trump Claims He Can't Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters WASHINGTON—Stressing that it was unrealistic to think he would recollect one such letter out of the vast number he has written in his lifetime, President Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday that he sh...

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

do it, lady!

new to jojo’s bizarre adventure. why is dio such a dick?

in my comparatively short lifetime, i’ve come across two types of christians. the ones who speak no ill of anyone, who welcome anyone into their home as long as they are compassionate and respectful, who do not try to impose upon me in any way. and then there’s the rest: hypocrites, a mockery

they literally continue to showcase their lack of humanity, continue to showcase that the very bible they worship they also act in complete opposition to

"humanity is the universe perceiving itself" it should stop

not even 9 or 11, can they count?

What is political violence? Selling arms to Israel? Police murdering Black men? Destroying homeless encampments? Letting women die from miscarriage? Prisons? Tear gassing protesters? If these don't count, why not?

I will have cereal for dinner I will have spaghetti and meatballs for breakfast lunch will be normal

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

It was political violence when cops killed three of my neighbors this summer, every single one of whom was having a mental health crisis. It’s political violence when my neighbors are kidnapped by ICE. If you just decided an hour ago to be horrified by “political violence” you’re an asshole.

There’s a way to be respectful in reporting on Charlie Kirk being shot while also refusing to whitewash who he was and what consequences his political activism has had. Obituaries for public figures are a part of history.

it’s only tragic when it applies to them and not at all tragic for all the harm charlie kirk caused before this.

to no one’s surprise, facebook is Not It. the same people saying this is tragic that a man who’s entire infamy was based on being as confrontational as possible and was in the middle of blaming mass shootings on the trans community has died would also celebrate a death in the said community

@stillwellgray.ca why don’t we have a sound machine that we can fight over like we do w the blinds for your office plant

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

thinking about becoming this guy because if my boss can’t see that far ahead then neither should i

Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time

Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...

minute ten of cunnilingus

I mean, it's a drag, and we're all busy, but there's going to need to be some kind of revolution

They should sell cookies at bars.

Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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me at my office job