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Give me all your local pork sodas, so I can feel just fine. (electronic) Musician first, shitposter second, bodega enthusiast third https://linktr.ee/SchlesTheMononym For links to music that is electronic and involves heavy usage of "synthesizers"

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do you think donald trump participates in gangstalking as a hobby

08.10.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unsure why barack obama is increasing the prices of burgers in my local neighborhood but whatever

08.10.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm gonna write in Trans Rights instead

07.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This thread highlights a point I have been making for many years: the logic of authoritarianism and the logic of domestic abuse are exactly the same. It is only a difference of scale.

07.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 248    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

06.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2933    ๐Ÿ” 559    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

ecstasy? you mean the devil's dopamine pill?

05.10.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to be fair I did not know Portland invented the legendary chaco taco. we need to combine this idea with san francisco's it's its

04.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One benefit of excessive overtime of doing back breaking labor for my beloved neighborhood bodega is that I was able to get tickets to see The Residents and not sweat too much about it. Gonna need a dark heady Pork Soda for that show

03.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FLIPMODE

30.09.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1301    ๐Ÿ” 552    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

fyi yes they make lactose free pork soda but it ain't as good as the real thing. your mileage may vary

30.09.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got that lactose intolerance, call it maimonides revenge

30.09.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When is the supreme court going to get rid of Due Process. Asking for a friend at the bodega

30.09.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sartre writes here about antisemites specifically, but he is referring to the fascist ethos, overarchingly. They key is very much to take them seriously, at their word, when they say ridiculous things, and that's what liberals like Newsom and Jeffries get wrong: they are never just "playing".

29.09.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not that the people don't deserve extra pork soda service of course. But it is The Grind(tm)

26.09.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these 72 hour work weeks are my burden for the next month or so, but all that hard work is paying my way to see the Phish from Vermont play at the grand ol' Madison Square Bodega for New Years. cannot wait iykyk

26.09.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse

25.09.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2601    ๐Ÿ” 709    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Gonna take months to recover from Hampton Phish. Luckily, I got some very tart pork sodas waiting for me at home

22.09.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hillary clinton will not respond to my 3am questions regarding which bodega items and pork soda flavors to stock. some customers you know

15.09.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are Kentucky Fried Burgers

14.09.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what weโ€™ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture iโ€™ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now

13.09.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16270    ๐Ÿ” 3968    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1021    ๐Ÿ“Œ 508

phish tour really one of the best times of the year. makes stocking the local bodegas to be filled of pork soda 200% worth it instead of the 100% worth it

13.09.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from โ€œcivil warโ€ and โ€œblood in the streetsโ€ to โ€œwow guys itโ€™s just a sad tragedyโ€ when it becomes inconvenient

12.09.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31614    ๐Ÿ” 6114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 412    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171

yeah this news cycle is through. let's go back to the Epstein Files that bit wasn't over yet #hurryup

12.09.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when archaeologists dig up your skeleton some 10,000 years hence, theyโ€™ll be able to tell you didnโ€™t wash your ass

12.09.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dramatic irony has never felt more embolden

10.09.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s far too early to understand what exactly happened, but thereโ€™s an argument that Charlie Kirk just fell victim to a world and a status quo he worked hard to create, sustain, and further.

10.09.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

as a supreme court justice I love authoring several opinions giving the president absolute power the same day his pedophile drawing is published in a major newspaper

08.09.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1193    ๐Ÿ” 268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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