Ed Stott

Those have been automatic for a while now. Someone should tell them

It's so often down to one boat or closed completely. It must be the only service where it's more profitable for the owner to not run a service but still have staff on duty, thanks to the tunnels

It's been 40 years, Roger. Let it go

You're 21 years old until your 22nd birthday, that's the way it works

I'm sure she has the perfect candidate in mind

I'd completely forgotten that unit existed and thought I was looking at something in Welsh for a moment

Edibles

That computer badly needs a DMA

You're not their customer, you're just some backend process they need to do to earn money, like the coal in a coal mine

This is exactly why delay repay is termed 'compensation', not a refund - to avoid employers having any claim over it

Come on, where's the slick?

*Bah

I often use North Greenwich Station. It's great fun trying to guess who's playing at the O2 from the way the crowd is dressed. I was gutted to miss the day NiN were playing

More 'didn't happen' bores on Twitter last time I looked - the most tedious comments you'll find anywhere

The majority of the sound you hear above 50mph or so comes from the tyres. Tyres on EVs are generally louder because they're heavier

Combined with a one-way system, it forces people to reverse into the space: good. But all those little triangles at the ends of each space are wasted, so you need more land for a given number of spaces

Problem is, the other side say, "I don't mind people being rich, good for them. But I do mind paying tax when it might help the people below me"

Is that their red circle they've added around the symbol that warns you that might damage the circuit with electrostatic discharge if you touch it?

I always thought this was the result of compression for radio transmission. Are you saying they are doing it because they like the effect?

The only breeding they should be doing is to develop a no-shit breed

I'd start with the horse pastures

I hear the eastern footway is London's longest loading bay. And it forms some of the largest radii found on side road turnings in a 20mph zone

Finally found the Farage policy that Labour won't copy

A tram would be excellent. Woolwich to Charlton will soon be a single carriageway - preparatory works on the cycleway start next week. Still room for a tram though

Issue tamper-proof stickers to bike shops for them to sell and fit to safe e-bikes. Easy for TfL staff to check then

The 1024ˣ thing made sense when talking about small amounts of RAM on computers with limited address busses. For mass storage 1000ˣ is better because it's consistent with other units of measurement. The number of address bits needed is irrelevant

Is this just a plug for your Wikipedia article?

They could even use the shop window to display a representative selection of the goods for sale inside

'Provocative' news anchor

Moraine Worcestershire