@bentleysbird.bsky.social
Food, travel, politics (foreign and domestic), Spurs
He is my true love. Until he leaves us 😂
03.12.2025 12:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stunning and brave decision
02.12.2025 08:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I await the follow up from her kids "How I bought my first home at 23"
24.11.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It's genuinely one of the greatest nights ever on twitter
21.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seen this one? 😂
21.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My concerns are that my diamond shoes are too tight and my wallet's too small for my fifties 💅
20.11.2025 13:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Opinion | I believed Hillary Clinton was a sex trafficker because one of her donors owned a pizza restaurant and "cheese pizza" has the same initials as "child pornography." Here's why I don't think Donald Trump's multi-decade best friendship with a sex trafficker connects him to sex trafficking.
20.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 2213 🔁 337 💬 27 📌 9I'm breaking in gently but will take you up on that later!
20.11.2025 07:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, been taking a bit of a break from the socials! All good ta, you?
19.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Got confused earlier when I went to reorder my shelf of Stephen King books and they all fell on my head. Then IT hit me.
18.11.2025 18:51 — 👍 1914 🔁 98 💬 92 📌 12That is every day
18.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can I have a raise? No. Oh...
18.11.2025 10:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
They for sure think it is
16.11.2025 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Projection again,hes thinking of areas of the US where anyone darker than my milk bottle shade of white is scared to go in case his Nazi lite troops pick them up and disappear them.
16.11.2025 11:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well I did!
30.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deffo not getting into the US for the next three years am I 😂
30.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@jonnorris12.bsky.social @forzabahab.bsky.social
30.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0My favourite genre
19.06.2025 08:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you going to start a go fund me for them?
25.05.2025 10:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Rule 1. Rich parents
12.05.2025 13:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Four panel Superman comic: 1) Superman walking down the street in Superman outfit 2) Superman sees a burning Tesla dealership 3) Superman runs to a phone booth to change 4) Clark Kent walks past the burning building, whistling and ignoring the fire
*chefs kiss*
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@jonnorris12.bsky.social @forzabahab.bsky.social
22.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0There's a Saaarrr man, he's magic on the ball. He plays for Tottenham Hotspur and he comes from Senegal.
02.02.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Perfection, no notes cc @forzabahab.bsky.social @jonnorris12.bsky.social
20.12.2024 11:34 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Our bad stretch is about 20 years tho tbf
08.12.2024 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes, they spent a billion and in a massive shocker it's now paying off. But we're still a fucking shambles of a club.
08.12.2024 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Two things can be true tho.
08.12.2024 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Imagine breaking both CBs to try and save your job and ending up with that result.
08.12.2024 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Now try and be a fan of them and Tottenham Hotspur.
I’m fucking struggling rn
