Alexander Zurich

Calling every socialist a communist is like calling every physician Dr. Mengele.

The DONALD — the greatest national security threat America has ever faced.

Anyone who booed Tom Aspinal should be locked in the cage with him after he recovers.

#UFC321

ᲥᲝᲪᲐᲓ მაშინ ხარ საქები,
თუ ეს წესი წესად დარგე:
ყოველ დღესა შენს თავს ჰკითხო,
— ᲐᲑᲐ, ᲛᲔ ᲓᲦᲔᲡ ᲕᲘᲡ ᲠᲐ ᲕᲐᲕᲜᲔ?

Terence Crawford is a fucking demigod.

There are presidents whose deaths are mourned by a nation. And then there’s one whose potential demise is mocked, even celebrated, across the country.

God damn it, Woody. As if bedding your daughters wasn’t crossing the line already — now you had to crawl into bed with Vladimir Putin.

#WoodyAllen
#MoscowInternationalFilmWeek

#UFC319 was doubly disappointing:
(1) Dricus showed lackluster defensive grappling, while
(2) Khamzat — though absolutely dominant — was nothing more than a human straitjacket.

Whenever Khamzat Chimaev blitzes forward, I wonder if he is charging toward success or fleeing from frustration, as each passing minute makes victory feel further from his grasp.

#UFC319

If you know
that I know
you voted for Trump,
please know
that I know
you’re stupid.

Why governments treat people like idiots? Because most of them are.

I think Ilia Topuria might be the real reason Jon "Bones" Jones is retiring from the UFC.

YouTube video by Prince of Darkness Warriors! Come out to play-ay!

Who Trump reminds me of when he says he feels like a worrier:

I can’t wait to see all the amazing things President Trump will do on his first day of the presidency — if only I knew when that day was coming.

Or, could it be in… “two weeks”?

Trump leaves the G7 summit early to call Putin and plead for help brokering peace between the White House and California.

I suggest the puppet government of the Republic of #Georgia take note of what’s happening to #Russia’s other #puppets around the world.

Can someone please remind Trump that California is already part of the United States and doesn’t need to be invaded by the military?

Merab Dvalishvili is not a machine. He is a computer game character. And he just unlocked a new power: SUBMISSION.

#UFC316

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As U.S. giants like Coca-Cola are forced to hike prices to stay sustainable, consumers face a dilemma: stick with legacy brands or switch to a fully tariff-free—and less addictive—alternative like cocaine.

#us #tariffs #economy

I’m tempted to switch to Trump’s side just to spite the Trump voters now developing buyer’s remorse.

The important question is whether anyone will trust the U.S. again, even after Trump.

Not sure I like my child anymore — or if I even want to travel anywhere with him. He goes to sleep at midnight, wakes up at 4 a.m., and won’t shut up for a single second.

If you ever wondered what it’d be like if a convicted felon ran this country, well, you don’t have to wonder anymore.

Elon Musk: turning the Right into the Reich.

The government is sending VP JD Vance’s wife to Greenland. I wonder if they’re sending his couch too.

In the Trump-Musk symbiotic relationship, I’m curious who will be the first to fold.

Gene Hackman’s children weren’t there when he signed his will twenty years ago, nor when he and his wife lay dead on the floor for days. But rest assured, they’ll be there in the courtroom, fighting for his money.