We went to Costco for the first time today. My husband threw away the receipt as we were heading to the exit... turns out you need the receipt to leave Costco...
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
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Me, every time I drink a Ramune: I want that fucking marble so bad
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Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
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She/Her 🍉
Clownery is the best medicine
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the big man with the big plan
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Opposed to Tuberculosis
I can drive a car blindfolded but it’s hard to find a blindfold that fits around my car
