Juan

He’s a rebel, following his own rools

Yes. Stolen valour, it’s a little known fact that he got a medal for putting the bins out. In reality it was for putting them out after setting them on fire in the first place!

Morning Paulette 😃

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Tissues soaked in old spice.
A little trick I learnt, when putting out the bins.

How I approach you, good morn…
*splat

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True. I thought I saw him washing in a river once. Turned out it was just little foot instead.

Artist rendition (1:1 scale)

Stop smoking the soap!!

Butt out man 🤣

Is that a chef thing?

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Sounds like an ISoF reference to me 🤔

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Oi there’s nothing unwholesome about my thighs

Buttocks I’m not a savage

Nice on toast, ditto with butter beans, I prefer to gently crush them

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Forget running away, I’ve gone to sea to forget.

Evening Paulette 😃

Try rolling them in rice crispies first. 😋

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Reminiscing that’s all! I’ve been flicking through old WW minutes, the ones I nicked just before I left.

Soz, old wounds etc. I shan’t mention it again. 🤐

Sneaky git, did he Mistake it for a toffifee 🧐

What am I looking at? I can only see a field.

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Undercover misshun footage just leaked.

Who knew Gloo could be so light on his feet’s 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fortunately (in this specific case) medbeds aren’t a real thing.

More of a face covering if I recall?

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Seen that somewhere before.

Same, and cubes of jelly straight from the packet.