creme fraiche

i’m so glad #RHOP is back! i love seeing housewives who enjoy EATING FOOD!!!!

SEASON 8 #RHONY IS BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND.

HARRY DUBIN SAID LUANN IS A SQUIRTER. #RHONY

adam made martinis to watch this scene

TIPSY GIRL!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
OH MY GOD I LOVE #RHONY SO MUCH.

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

d y i n g. 😂 🤣

SMOKEY EYE, UP DO, GSTAAD!!!! #RHONY

Aviva’s NASTY ASS DAD ALWAYS PISSING ME THE F OFF. #RHONY

i cannot CANNOT recommend RHOP ENOUGH. i will say that after potomac all others will seem BORRRRRRINNNNGGGG. i also need to get back into RHOA i stopped after season 3 and never picked back up. from the beginning ive watched SLC, BH, OC and Potomac currently on NY.

omggg i had to take a couple of breaks these old seasons can be hard, and tbh i started after finishing RHOP, and that franchise is perfect start to finish no notes.

i’m on my first watch, (currently on season 5) i like heather for the most part i like that she’s not giving ramona the time of day. i thought aviva was fine but then i saw the soul cycle episode 😂 they’re currently in st barts.

HOLLA!!!!!

she really threw it all away for some k
child dressed like a fkn PIRATE!!?!!?!?! #RHONY

grinch ahh smile

Oh. The original OC housewife is back…Slade Smiley #rhoc

if i was pouring my heart out to someone and they hit me with “want a hug” bruh.
#loveislandusa

UNPOPULAR OPINION - I LOVE MY FUCKED UP MELATONIN DREAMS. i love them.

everyone’s group chat IRL. #LoveIslandUSA

my breakfast today was absolute garbage. eggs were under bacon was burned. i guess we really can’t have it all. 😔

sorry it didn’t work out or whatever, but i’m glad we’re here, babe. 🙂

love seeing all the newly divorced baddies on my feed thirst trapping again. the world is healing

ANAHWHAHAHAHAHHAHA

hahaha i know it’s an unpopular opinion, and I didn’t really understand why they kept her around after scary island (!!!!) but, it’s pretty hilarious when she simply calls these women out for trying to create a scene or drama for the cameras. i know it’s their job, BUT SOMETIMES ITS TOO FAKE!!!

okay- i know i made a post about Kelly being absolutely bonkers, but i’m on season 4 now, and i get it. i get her. and, tbh. she’s right. #RHONY

UNFORTUNATELY KELLY ATE BETHENNY UP WITH THIS ONE. she really fucking did. #RHONY

hot dog for dinner you little
mother fuckers

the way i NEED my bf to smell my asparagus pee because he doesn’t get affected. it’s ungodly. it’s foul. it’s rotting garbage on a NYC street

it didn’t help that right after making this post the scene where she RUNS IN TRAFFIC came on!!!! ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT. 😂 😂

she’s so hot. i bet she goes off the fucking rails. 😂