Obfu

good god lemon

my pumkin
he is everything

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

obviously you've read it before, because you wouldn't be here if you weren't terminally online. but anyway here it is again www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

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coffee

I will literally donate $50k to the first MAGA motherfucker who travels to Portland and captures genuine footage of a war zone that isn't of their own making.

ykik

omg

Your monthly reminder that the IRS received my filing in April and still has yet to process my refund.

It's literally October and I haven't gotten my tax refund.

yesterday's C&O adventure brought to you by the 2017 Salsa Fargo in Forest Service Green

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video + audio or it didn't happen. I need to hear this for myself.

The famous unicycling Darth Vader on a bridge in Portland. He is playing flaming bagpipes.

War ravaged Portland

Just got back from vacation in Portland. It was pretty fucking scary walking over 30 miles all over SW, SE, and NE and still having the strength for Bonta Gelato on 10th. Tho to be fair, WAR almost broke out when I realized Little Big Burger shut down half their shops.

@fitzwaterphoto.bsky.social Oh also I got to meet Justin @fiddleheadcycles.bsky.social. Super nice guy and he builds some gorgeous rides. First saw his stuff courtesy Path Less Pedaled's coverage of MAKE. www.fiddleheadcycles.com/portfolio/mi...

Relatively short trip to PDX but we had such a wonderful visit. Weather was incredible, we walked 30+ miles across three days, and got to see all of our favorite places.

Sorry to my local friends who I failed to connect with but we knew we wouldn't have much time to spare. Owe you a rain check!

Same, thanks for the reminder.

I applaud you for what appears to be a steel frame.

friends
coffee
jobs
career
portland
biking
steps
fascism
west virginia

Awesome to see @reyjrar.bsky.social IRL this morning. Feels like we only ever get to meet up for Monitorama events, so it's a special treat to meet up with him (and grab coffee) close to home.

TFW your shoulders feel super weak on your warmup set only to realize you loaded your max set bc math is hard. #homegym

YouTube video by More Perfect Union I Took Bernie Into Deep Trump Country. Can He Win Them Over?

This is inspirational. I want to believe.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP8O...

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Been thinking a lot lately about

diets
maintenance
home gyms
lifting
coffee
coffee roasting
portland
career
camping
biking
bikepacking
steps
garage storage
30 rock
dropping a clothes size
fascism

but it always feels disingenuous to post about any of them individually because I've been so quiet.

Or just wash it with dish detergent. -_-

Shit that'll make you lose faith in humanity: TIL some of the families of people picked up in ICE raids are getting scam letters saying they need to post bond via Zelle.

so much this. fuck everything about this guy and the destruction he's wrought on our society.

“we’re all looking for the guy who did this”

you have so many people that love you (including me), never forget that

In all my years of job hunting this is easily the worst I've ever seen. I honestly don't think it can get any worse, just a different type of awful.

we have compatible apathy