ngl this feels vaguely AI-adajacent
14.02.2026 12:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@obfuscurity.bsky.social
Oracle Sr EM. Monitorama founder. Monitoring Weekly editor. Graphite Book author. Previously: Replicated, Fastly, Sensu, Librato, Dyn, GitHub, Heroku and more.
ngl this feels vaguely AI-adajacent
14.02.2026 12:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I do not fear the rise of superintelligence.
I do, however, fear the rise of billionaires, organizations, and world powers who seek to use computing to maximize their power, influence, and control.
scleroses
13.02.2026 14:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I figured it was a long shot at best. Regardless, I'm pretty excited; the show is literally 5mi from our house yet it's my first opportunity to attend.
12.02.2026 21:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@fitzwaterphoto.bsky.social any chance you're going to the bike swap show in MD this weekend? Guessing not but couldn't hurt to ask.
12.02.2026 21:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pour one out for Heroku. Working there (even post-acquisition) was probably the single most influential experience of my career. I miss all of my Heroku Ops teammates like none other, even to this day.
06.02.2026 19:35 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fuck every last mother fucker out there in this godforsaken country who has normalized his corruption. You can all burn in hell.
06.02.2026 01:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Our refund arrived this morning, with interest. Probably to distract us from the Epstein files.
04.02.2026 13:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
27.01.2026 18:10 โ ๐ 11033 ๐ 4010 ๐ฌ 222 ๐ 91Wellness exam. โ
Lost 75lbs, cholesterol numbers all green (or trending green), and blood pressure dropped from stage 1 hypertension (138/82) to normal (116/68).
Over the past year I've been doing CICO (6 week diet + 3 week maintenance cycles), 3/week strength training, and walking (7k steps). ๐ช
jaderemedy โข 4h ago And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like. Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is "well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it. This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order. And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny. You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely. "Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckinโฆ
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:
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I'm so exhausted saying this, but it doesn't matter how batshit insane Trump is if he has Congress and media fully enabling his psychopathic instincts. Stop blaming the toddler running around with a flamethrower.
19.01.2026 16:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ugh
13.01.2026 20:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How is this even possible.
13.01.2026 20:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Our CPA _is_ able to talk to _someone_ at the IRS but all they've communicated is that they are holding the return indefinitely. It's been one 60 (or 90) -day hold period after another. There's nothing we can do. No signal of an audit. Just that they're holding it without cause.
13.01.2026 20:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is your quarterly reminder that our 2024 tax refund, filed before the April 2025 deadline, still has not been approved or processed by the IRS. We have no way to talk to an actual human being at the IRS. They're illegally holding our money and we have no recourse.
13.01.2026 20:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I think it's wild that conservatives came up with a detached pejorative for "being a decent human being" to try to avoid telling on themselves.
They think it works so well that they can call feeding hungry children "woke" and it's a sick burn that will make senpai notice them in the comments.
I use it around the house all the time and I can see the look of acknowledgement in everyone's faces that I'm super smart and clearly know what I'm talking about.
09.01.2026 15:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0wb
18.12.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Really admire the confidence it takes to write a song that attempts to add to the Christmas canon. You want to invent a new reindeer named Dingus? Sure. An Elf who likes natural wine? Why not? Maybe Santaโs got IBS now! Write a hook catchy enough and literally anything is possible
23.12.2023 16:16 โ ๐ 155 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1ooh, welcome to the R1 family. love my '22 R1T so much.
02.12.2025 23:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โIt smelled like nerd in thereโ, wife after our visit to Micro Center
23.11.2025 17:40 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0weird. yeah fwiw I found the setting in admin and it does appear to be "default on" (for the US) but it wasn't like that in my account. flipped the switch in admin to default off and confirmed it's still off for me.
21.11.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it's off by default for me, I wonder if it's because of my account type (Google Workspace)
21.11.2025 13:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I want to feel vindicated but I honestly don't. Years of PTSD from being yelled at and told I was wrong, that metrics were evil and I was actively trying to make others' lives worse.
20.11.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0OH: "LinkedIn is really just Business Grindr"
12.11.2025 21:21 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 3omg I wish you all could smell the barbacoa braising in the oven rn
how is this possible
good god lemon
04.11.2025 01:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0