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UP THE FKN IRONS @lambrettagp71.bsky.social

30 thousand Novocastrians screaming Schu Schu Schu Schu 😍

This is incorrect, it was actually said by Jonny Bairstow #cricket

The Venn diagram of Christians and racists looks a lot like a circle on the Nazi’s platform. One dude with a bible emoji in his bio called South Sydney’s statement on Australia Day too woke. Sir: can I introduce you to a man named Jesus … 🫠

Musk is just a huge Dragons fan like all Nazis

BREAKING: Elon Musk honoured as new number one ticket holder of the Cronulla Sharks

Just like how Obama walked the US into Trump Albo is walking us into Dutton. Don’t let the media and Labor stans tell you that a Dutton victory is the fault of Greens and Independents

AOB sacked in 2035

Buzz: We told you it was happening

Newcastle media defend him. It’s the Sydney media. Once again on the Telegraph pod this week they tipped him to be first fired

Adam O’Brien who the media constantly tip to be sacked and his team to be spoon contenders has made the finals 4 times in his 5 years

In that same time these teams all have 6 appearances combined

Cowboys 2
Broncos 1
Warriors 1
Titans 1
Bulldogs 1
Dragons 0
Tigers 0

AOB can coach

He’s filthy because he was adamant that Browny would be a great coach and knights fans mocked him after the failures. AOB became enemy number 1 when he got the job

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Parra would be mine but literally no idea tbh.

He picks us to implode every year because he hates AOB. Not just a one off pick

Every year we are tipped for the spoon by idiots like this because AOB can’t coach and if KP gets hurt blah blah blah. AOB has made the finals 4/5 times and last year KP missed 3 months and we still made the finals. Dogs make the finals once in 10 years and they are premiership contenders though

Both promise a lot and deliver very little. I’d prefer food poisoning over watching the Titans though

The only surprising thing about these NSW storms is that a test match isn’t currently being played here

The neighbours trampoline ended up on my fence. Just getting a second wave now

If you serve anything other than keens to a Blackfulla he’ll curse you for eternity

Second only to devon for mob tucker

A free pass for shit neighbours and dodgy tradies.

We used to be a real country

Hey Milton Keynes fella, I wouldn’t be going anywhere near Wimbledon if I was you

I’m sure you don’t approve of tennis on anything other than grass though. Not that hard court rubbish they play in the western suburbs

January is so boring people watch Tennis and convince themselves it’s not complete arse

Elon’s hell site where n*gger is cool but cracker is a violation

This story is about Connor Votano being linked by the media to other clubs because his preferred position is fullback and his family saying it’s bullshit. But just to get outrage clicks they’ve made it seem like KP has done something wrong. Garbage like this is what creates the arrogant KP narrative

Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3?

In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…

That’s just brain dead in the circumstances

Bump

Webster fucked it. Seems racist

Scotty B is getting 10fa