Spooky St. Blaize 🍂🎃✨

a cat on a table full of bottles and martinis. His reflection is distorted behind some glass

please dont let him have the martini

Toad waves his shirt and shouts to Frog, who sits on the island, oblivious. From "Alone" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

Toad shouted and waved, but it was no use.

Frog sat on the island. He did not see or hear Toad.

My guy, you wouldn't know good faith if you were the fucking Pope.

Jordan Peterson diagnosed with ass mold

Pliny the Elder on menstruation and menopause In the first century, Pliny the Elder wrote an encyclopedia. While much of it lacked much grounding in fact, the attention he gives to menstruation in comparison to menopause demonstrates an invisibility and lack of interest in menopause in history. Qualities Pliny attributed to menstruation if you take off your clothes while menstruating, it can stop whirlwinds, lightning and storms at sea (but it will also kill young plants and vines such as ivy and rue) if you walk barefoot through a field while menstruating, it will cause all the bugs to fall off the crops (don't do this too early in the morning or it'll kill all the crops too) don't touch beehives when menstruating, or the bees will leave avoid period sex with during an eclipse because the man will die laundry will turn black while you're boiling it cooking or doing the dishes will make the pans greasy and smelly touching a razor will blunt it looking in the mirror will tarnish it (but if you stare at the back of the mirror for a bit it will go back to normal) being near a dog while menstruating will drive it mad touching pregnant horses will cause them to immediately miscarry (if it's your first period, even looking at the horse will make it miscarry) on the plus side, this property of period blood means you can mix it into contraceptives to make them more powerful anything purple that you touch will immediately become dull: even the ash from burned fabric which touched menstrual blood will make your purples fade in Judea, menstrual blood can cut the flow of bitumen (even swords made of steel can't do that) relieves gout when spread on it mix with rosewater and apply to the temples to soothe a headache mix with wool of a black sheep to cure malaria put on a cloth and wear in your clothes to cure yes that directly contradicts the mad dogs thing he wasn't consistent at all smear on someone after an epileptic seizure to touch facial sores or boils to cure them neutral…

that beer guy was a goddamn weirdo.

also who wants to have period sex with me on an eclipse?

It's fascinating.

People were *naming their kids* after GoT characters.

Now nobody wants to talk about even the good episodes.

Fucking hell.

I'm halfway impressed by how much they shat the bed with that finale.

Skibidism is real

do not forget to feed your troops

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
#art #dragonball #kakavege

my sadness and my bugness

wint @dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Don't post this kind of shit or I will make fun of you

Painting, in a forest at night in a field of flowers a capybara is abducted by an alien ship while two other capybaras celebrate.

the chosen capybara

Paul D'Amato from his 'Water for the People' series a woman in a white dress floating in her back in a flooded street next to a car and a couple of bystanders, her arms extended

'Ophelia' (1852)
the Tate, London
Sir John Everett Millais

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

I talked about the importance of GOOD SHOES before but it bears repeating: you have no idea how important your feet are. Take care of them.

Other than that: The era of "catching up on sleep" is over. If you don't get those 7-8 hours, you WILL feel it and it will feel like shit. Also: drink water.

Illustration of a creature that resembles a Venus fly trap. It has a red face and green body. Its face is surrounded by spikes

🪰 Venus Fly Trap 🪰

Ok there were two right answers:

S-Tier guaranteed NYC electoral win: Plain or everything bagel with lox, cream cheese, onions, and capers.

Runner up but also accepted: Bacon, egg, and cheese on an everything or plain bagel. (must list bacon, egg, and cheese in the correct order)

I'm blocking y'all for this

people are starting to take our fun silly little conversation about bagel orders a little too seriously so I'm gonna go ahead and tap the sign:

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not me pouring out my bowl on the sea, and turning it into blood like that of a dead person, and every living thing in the sea dying 😅🤪

Leo questioned a world where the wealth of the elite grows "exponentially" while many "millions of people die of hunger or survive in conditions unfit for human beings." He also criticized "ideologies that defend the absolute autonomy of the marketplace and financial speculation," with false promises "that a free-market economy will automatically solve the problem of poverty." Leo described a "new tyranny," which shuns any kind of oversight and where the economy is structured "in such a way that sacrifices are demanded of the masses in order to serve the needs of the powerful." The poor, he wrote, are only allowed "drops that trickle down." The pope openly challenged "prosperity theology" and called Christians to the practice of giving charity. "It will not solve the problem of world poverty, yet it must still be carried out, with intelligence, diligence and social responsibility," he wrote. Popular movements that challenge "the empire of money," invite people to take on the cause to combat poverty alongside the poor, instead of on their behalf, and "make history," the pope said. It our duty, Leo said, to "make their voices heard, albeit in different ways, in order to point out and denounce such structural issues, even at the cost of appearing foolish or naïve."

Pope Leo is spitting.

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What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

My coloring book proofs arrived today and they look so good! Can’t wait to get the full order and start shipping them out in a few weeks!

A drawing of black cats and Halloween candy

trick or treat #art (wallpapers below!)

Omg what's next is there a dip or a drizzle or something on top or what? That all looks soooo delicious!

Superman is cunty, A Goofy Movie is cunty Gnostic dreck, Puerto Rican fantasies are cunty, atompunk is generally cunty, time travel is cunty. Masscult under Luxemburgism is inherently cunty. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.