Hey, I'm AJ

Happy 40th anniversary, Legend of Zelda 🎉 .

This is one of many images I created for a secret project I worked on, which I hope will be announced later this year ☺️.

I opened a bag of chips and this is how Tonic decides to look at me.

#CuteDogs #DogsOfBlueSky #Dogs #CuteDogsOfBlueSky

a waffle with some regular syrup for normal people

im so fucked up

Look at this sleepy pup. Sawing logs and snoring up a storm lol

#Dogs #SleepyDogs #DogOfBluesky

Look at Tonic being cute and one heck of a pup!

#Dogs #CuteDogs #DogsOfBlueSky

No thoughts, head empty

this is the one franchise where them being old and busted improves it

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

I love my dog, but watching her sleep has made me realize that Retrievers look like someone's boomer dad who fell asleep in their favorite recliner.

Children deserve better media and shouldn't be given slop on the basis that they are kids.

Been thinking about this a lot lately and I believe the accepted notion that children's movies can be bad since they are made for children is a terrible one and is in someway fueling the degradation of comprehension skills in kids.

Happy Don Cheadle day

Not here to start any fights. That being said...

Legally Blond is a better film than Barbie.

A picture of Britney Spears with the slayer logo above her head

Today's tshirt

This was the scene that made me want to watch this film when I was 12. Guillermo Del Toro talked about this scene specifically and how ritualistic it was. I'm happy to save it lived up to the hype.

Spaghetti when he has mischief on his mind.

#cats ##catscatscats #catsofbluesky

Yours truly made sesame tofu and noodles. Been awhile since I made a huge meal prep dish like this. Had to break out the wok, but everything is super tasty.

#vegan #tofu #homecooked

Predator Badlands is an action movie.

*watches movie*

Predator Badlands is a found family movie.

Yes, Frankenstein is the name of the creator not the monster. George Foreman named all his kids George. They can both have the name Frankenstein if we choose not to be pedantic about it.

Listen, man. I'm just trying to tell it like it is:

*Pineapple belongs on pizza
*Ketchup belongs on eggs
*Scrooge McDuck would probably be on the Epstein list
*Tacos from Austin are not as good as tacos from San Antonio

I got that dog in me

The dog in me:

Do you think I got a better chance of getting accepted to grad school if I put down that I can do a pretty good Mr Frog impression from Smiling Friends?

Nothing like starting your day off with a dead battery on an important day of meetings 🙄

Thankfully, have a portable jumper and still making it to work on time, but that was butts :/

Couple days from birthday. Was able to assist with a project that went live today and feeling pretty great.

#workselfie #selfie #ootd

Early birthday dinner with the mom. Hard to believe I'm turning 34 🎂

In office on a Friday and ready for a nap

Nothing like having to edit code and leaving a comment in all caps saying "AAAAAAAAHHH! EDIT ON THIS LINE AND STOP LOSING YOUR PLACE!" to help me remember where I left off.

Do you think Spaghetti is comfy?

#Cats #SleepyCats #catscatscats #meowstagram #catsofınstagram

Tried making Bean take cat selfies. Enjoy the fruits of my labor.

#catselfie #cats #catscatscats