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If it weren’t for ̶t̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ bluesky I’d be saying all this out loud in an otherwise empty room. He/him.

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When you recount this election day:

05.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1108    🔁 296    💬 1    📌 2
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Damn, even the cat voting?

04.11.2025 21:24 — 👍 6068    🔁 1017    💬 159    📌 138

Thinking today about that time in 2006 that Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face while they were hunting, and my college boyfriend responded by writing a parody of “The Longest Time” for his a cappella group called “Cheney Shot a Guy”

04.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 1077    🔁 116    💬 30    📌 1

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

04.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 3696    🔁 1278    💬 16    📌 30

Sam Corcos, who entered government with DOGE earlier this year, decided to kill DirectFile after one meeting with with tax software lobbyists.

www.wired.com/story/doge-d...

04.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 857    🔁 503    💬 25    📌 30
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Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...

"What do you do with a life like his, at its end? Shiver at the thought of it, mostly. Bury him in a salt cavern. Bury him face down."

Amen, @albertburneko.bsky.social. Amen.

defector.com/dick-cheney-...

04.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 60    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

You think he asks Erika to wear a floral pattern and a plastic cover?

04.11.2025 15:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A post on Mastodon by small cypress (@small_cypress@indieweb.social):

As an art teacher I was worried AI would come up as an issue of "why should I learn how to draw when I can use AI instead."

But the real issue is that my middle schoolers CONSTANTLY believe all art I show them is AI. Digital art. Photography. Oil paintings from the Western canon. "A human couldn't do that"

Being convinced that humans can't make great art is kind of terrifying

A post on Mastodon by small cypress (@small_cypress@indieweb.social): As an art teacher I was worried AI would come up as an issue of "why should I learn how to draw when I can use AI instead." But the real issue is that my middle schoolers CONSTANTLY believe all art I show them is AI. Digital art. Photography. Oil paintings from the Western canon. "A human couldn't do that" Being convinced that humans can't make great art is kind of terrifying

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

04.11.2025 09:56 — 👍 3059    🔁 1145    💬 45    📌 148

Pontypool (2008, dir. McDonald)

04.11.2025 15:21 — 👍 17    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a fire with flames coming out of it ALT: a close up of a fire with flames coming out of it
04.11.2025 12:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking about it, George W. Bush was the first president I actively hated at the time. I hated Reagan in hindsight but I was only 12 when his tenure ended. I'll never forget that interview where W. ridiculed Karla Faye Tucker whom he just had executed.

04.11.2025 11:43 — 👍 46    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

Without Cheney there would be no Trump. The Bush admin wanted to unify America in a militaristic, nationalist project. They succeeded, at least for a time. These days even American liberals mutter "thank you for your service" before their brains have even engaged. Cheney teed up the fascism present.

04.11.2025 11:54 — 👍 34    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

04.11.2025 12:07 — 👍 11309    🔁 1883    💬 104    📌 30

Every time one of these mass murderers dies without having faced any consequence for the massacres they ordered, the lives they destroyed, the societies they razed to the ground… I realize how far we are from a world with justice. Rest in hell Dick Cheney. Your legacy is death.

04.11.2025 11:47 — 👍 766    🔁 203    💬 11    📌 13

Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.

04.11.2025 12:08 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶

04.11.2025 11:57 — 👍 121    🔁 13    💬 8    📌 20
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Fuck Dick Cheney and fuck everyone who supported the Iraq War.

04.11.2025 12:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hefner - The Day That Thatcher Dies
YouTube video by goldentony111 Hefner - The Day That Thatcher Dies

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu3v...

04.11.2025 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If celebrity deaths come in threes, let us hope and pray the Christian fundamentalist and the asshole who thinks his wife is going to Hell for being Indian while he’s boinking Charlie Kirk’s ex are next.

04.11.2025 12:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck Coca Cola. Trash.

03.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Still of Carl Anderson as Judas in his white outfit in 1973’s JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR during his performance of the eponymous song.

Still of Carl Anderson as Judas in his white outfit in 1973’s JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR during his performance of the eponymous song.

JUST DON’T
SAY I’M

03.11.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to defend the decal but find me another apostle who’s been portrayed by Carl Anderson.

03.11.2025 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
sloane, miles and gwen from the comic HELLAWEEN dressed as Lock Shock and Barrel from the nightmare before christmas with the lyrics “three of a kind, birds of a feather, now and forever”

sloane, miles and gwen from the comic HELLAWEEN dressed as Lock Shock and Barrel from the nightmare before christmas with the lyrics “three of a kind, birds of a feather, now and forever”

LA LALALA LA LA LALA LA LA
halloween might be over but it will always be spooky season in my heart
#hellaween

01.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 393    🔁 126    💬 2    📌 1

I've been saying for *years* that YouTube is a far-right radicalisation engine on a grand scale. Probably even more so than Twitter is even now in the Musk era.

03.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 62    🔁 26    💬 4    📌 1

Some weeks ago I heard on a podcast Gold Key comics referred to as clickbait, what with their gorgeous covers and, uh, not as good interior art

02.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i never changed my name on here to a scary pun because, in these terrifying times, it feels wrong to frighten people

31.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 282    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 0

I saw a werewolf with a dang QR code in his hand

31.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 300    🔁 35    💬 22    📌 1
woman with an elaborate movie theater costume

woman with an elaborate movie theater costume

good morning to no one except the woman who dressed up like an AMC movie theater for the halloween parade

01.11.2025 13:10 — 👍 3030    🔁 353    💬 23    📌 0

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