Wesley 🏳️‍🌈

Come scream with us and spiral in style! 🔦
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This cursed gem has been unearthed from the Petty Pumpkin Patreon Vault! Freshly dusted off and ready to haunt your eyeballs! 👀

The City of the Dead is calling and for some stupid reason we picked up the phone! It led us straight into the catacombs and now our trauma runs deeper than the tunnels in Paris 🙃 After all, as they say...the only way out is down! ☠️

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The only commentary I need from the episode #bb27

So pour yourself a cocktail, light a candle to Donna Sheridan, and join us for a commentary that’s as sparkly as it is sincere. 🪩🕯️🌞

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and we were all smiles (and maybe a few tears) watching it again in this FULL LENGTH ($15 PETTIEST PUMPKIN TIER) PATREON EXCLUSIVE!

In our joyous return to the Greek island that raised a generation of dancing queens, we revisit the musical that taught us sequins can heal heartbreak and that family—chosen or otherwise—is everything.
MAMMA MIA is more than a movie, it’s a full-body serotonin experience ✨🍸💃

We know not everyone’s in the mood to celebrate today—honestly, same. 😅💥
So we made Red, White, & Screaming 🎆🩸-a cozy corner of chaos featuring dystopian horror, iconic girlbosses 💅🪓, & one very hungry shark 🦈.
Come laugh, scream, and disassociate with us for a bit. 🍿🖤

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The most cursed summer camp you've never been to. Meet us at the archery range tomorrow for our first-time watch of SLEEPAWAY CAMP 🏹

Campfire tales just got real. Our first-time reaction to SLEEPAWAY CAMP drops TOMORROW. 🩸🪓 You’re not ready for that ending...

Join us as we scream, squirm, and side-eye every ripple in the ocean. This movie made an entire generation fear the beach… will it still chomp that hard in 2025? 🦈💦

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He’s 50, he’s hungry, and he’s still got the bite to prove it. To celebrate JAWS turning the big 5-0, we’re diving headfirst into the shark-infested waters of Spielberg’s legendary thriller—for the very first time! 🩸

Whether you're a longtime lover of this 1995 gem or watching along with us for the first time, this is a celebration of chosen family, fierce femininity, and fabulousness in the face of a world that underestimates it.💋🏳️‍⚧️🍓👑🧚

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Hold on to your wigs y'all --we watched TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR for the VERY first time and no amount of wig glue could've saved us from the utter snatchery that went down or the sh(qu)eer chaos this cult classic romp has to offer! 💅💄🏳️‍🌈👠

We’re dropping the reaction that broke us in half tomorrow... 🏳️‍🌈💔🙃😈
(It starts with a smirk and ends in sobs 😏😭)

I just found God in the quesadilla Chey made me

Hi sorry I just saw this!! We were at a friends house so we weren’t watching but we were keeping up with it the whole time!! Plan on going back and watching the whole thing back soon hehe 🤭

the best!

we only watched the first 2 eps but we are LOVING IT so far!!! it's really unique and interesting!

I've only ever heard amazing things (even my grandma has been urging me to watch it for years!!) so I'm really looking forward to this journey 🥰

Peanut M&Ms

we watched the first 2 eps and we are already HOOKED!! I suspect we're going to go through this show pretty fast lol 🙈

Started Six Feet Under and I’ve always known (and loved) Peter Krause from Parenthood and 911 but no one told me he had this dark rugged sexy as fuck thing going on in this show!!!! HELLO!

Work This Out from HSM2 is one of the best songs ever created tbh

Feel so so sorry for people who don't get Spencer (2021) the way I get Spencer (2021)!!!!!!!!!

okay don't kill meeeee but I haven't seen this movie yet 🙈 BUT Chey got it for me on BluRay and I plan on watching it soon!!!

Also??? I really love Emma Watson is great in this movie and I really love her performance!! YEAH I SAID IT🗣️

All offense to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences because I will never ever forgive them for not giving Saiorse the rightful Best Actress win for her absolutely incredible performance in Little Women (2019). It distracts me when I'm watching the movie because I still feel so mad!!!

I’ve been going going going going going for so many days now and I’m so tired help 😭😭