medium sized boy blue

see this is how i can tell i'm actually starting to recover from severe burnout bc my brain has not had the capacity to absorb information for like 5 years + i have felt so very very stupid and so very very frustrated

started playing with a stumbleupon clone just after midnight + now its 2am and i think i just (re?)learned how a combustion engine actually works

19th-century drugstore ad in verse, from a “commercial rhymist”.

More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/rhyming-drugstore-advertisements-1885

actually seething tbh

Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice

oh this helped something click in my brain thank you

hell yeah let's fucking go 🔥

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".

My loved ones: no it's not.

that whole video was wild

hell yeah 🔥

This is real btw

he's testing my plug sockets and he smells so so fucking good

pheromones are craaaazy bc why do i wanna eat this nice electrician man?

like in a fun quirky way or

images you can hear

almost the other way around really. people who fundamentally hate body autonomy and view it as a direct subversion of their divine right to power feel extremely threatened by the idea of trans people's human rights bc they more or less accurately view it as a threat to their supremacy

hell yeah I got that tboy swag (appearing unbothered in incredibly stressful situations because I'm dissociating into space)

the day ellen greene singing suddenly seymour fails to give me goosebumps is the day i am dead

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

I may be a mentally ill freak, but at least my neck doesn't have a fuck-off hole in it bud. 😏

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

Matt Berry. Goddamnit.

Ask docs Reddit Ate slimy old spam and it tasted bad. Am I going to die?

How Starmer’s wife feels

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.

lmao holy shit

Jezebel is going to delete that like cowards instead of giving us the contact info for these extremely effective witches

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

Now with "Whoa! Shit! Oh Fuck!" disclaimer