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Trapdoor spider, oils, sold

Time to repost this one ;)

remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago

The dog who made my life more complicated was put to sleep on Friday. Old age, pain that couldn't be overcome. The vet told my mother that it was nothing we had done and I believe them but it still doesn't feel great. Now all I see is the cleanup and the emotional fallout for her owner.

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

'Oh hey there's x in this fic now?'
-looks at previous work which establishes x-
....why the fuck do i BOTHER?

There's no light at the end of this tunnel- so its a good thing we brought matches.

i hope mamdani's incredible victory starts signaling to other democratic representatives that actually the reason y'all keep losing is not having strong, positive stances and morals on things like trans rights and palestinian freedom.

My sister is not a narcissist or a sociopath or any mental state the internet has coopted to mean 'person I don't like' but she is thoughtless and it explains a lot about all the problems she has and refuses to do literally anything about.

I’m being subjected to far too many sportsball posts for my liking.

-works in one of maybe two similar industries supplying books-
-hears rumbling in the distance-
What's tha- AH FUCK -blindsided by panicked libraries-

Finally catching up on @oldgodspod.bsky.social season 5 and Bear seeing a young person on the side of the road got me like 'YES CONTINUE YOUR FAMILY LEGACY BLEVINS BECOME THE DESIGNATED DRIVER APPALACHIA NEEDS'

Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!

I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.

These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.

Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

did I really just read with my own eyeballs 'oh yeah queer youth are the reason hermitcraft has a fandom culture' i am going to turn this 27 year old into a flea and put him in a box and put that box inside another box and then mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer

Oh delightful, the hospital has outsourced my bill to a debt collector. Good luck assholes.

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

I really think it's worth getting your car detailed sometime

Before I got my car detailed, it was just a red car.

Afterward, it was a cherry-red 2017 Ford Fiesta with power steering, beaded seat covers, a pair of skull dice hanging from the rear-view, and slightly dented hubcaps.

Other people with cancer: -waste away slowly, have trouble withw eight gain-
My ass: WE HAVE PLANTED OUR FLAG AT 360 BOYS AND THAT IS WHERE WE STAY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER

every time someone complains about how 'americacentric' tumblr is I once again tap the sign that reads 'THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE ON AMERICAN SERVERS YOU CAME INTO OUR HOUSE AND WONDERED WHY IT WASN'T YOURS'.

There really is nothing like looking at all your debt laid out ans realizing that five minutes of any random CEO's day would solve LITERALLY all of your problems.

A picture of the back of a poetry book, encompassing the sum up of the book's contents which are partially AI based.

It doesn't actually because in the paragraph above this book admits to its 'robot' poet being chatgpt which just fucking means a human wrote the words and then they were stolen! Generative AI cannot create anything! This is disgusting and I hate it Lyman Ditson get fucked!!!

I deserve 10k for not responding to my corporates United Way email with a reply all informing them that I'd love to help with their tax write off but see they don't pay me enough to feed myself so i'll have to fucking pass

Do you think if you try the facing forward trick he'll piss off or

Petition for reeses to stop putting wrappers on their snack size cups. Its not necessary! It is! Not! Necessary!!!

Sorrowland is a brilliant book telling me a lot of things and in some cases im not sure its effective and in other cases I think I might be too White to parse beneath the beneath but imma keep trying.

While its a bit heavy handed i can respect the big swing that Rebecca Yarros took with the Empyrean series re: war, trauma, and generational violence. I CANNOT forgive the clip art ass magic dragon tattoo. Absolute coward shit. Even a tribal would have been better.

Illustration of three people standing on a hill beneath a huge orange sun. Large black text at the top reads: ‘It’s a Beautiful Day to Yell At God.’ One figure raises their arms and shouts ‘WHAT THE FUCK?’ while another says ‘COME OUT! WE JUST WANNA TALK.’ Bold text in the corner says ‘FACE US YOU COWARD.’

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.

Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.

Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.

Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.