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After Three Decades, SAG Awards Officially Change Name To ‘The Actor Awards Presented By SAG-AFTRA’ SAG-AFTRA has officially changed the name of its premier award from the Screen Actors Guild Awards to The Actor Awards.

Definitely something Jack invents to appease Jenna and then they actually have to hold the ceremony

she loved his eyes, “blue like asbestos.” she loved that “the sight of something otherwise unrecognizable, crumpled on the side of the road, quivering with pestilence from within, could hold his interest.” she loved his insatiable appetites and “particular fondness for desserts served in stemware.”

like, if my friend comes to me and says “he wrote me a poem” my first reaction would be, “yeah but aren’t you afraid he might read it?”

in theory i can wrap my head around falling for someone you’re corresponding with. though, that’s a bigger ask post-epstein email dump and seeing how these types write. but, i don’t know how you read poetry rfk jr wrote you and get past hearing it in that vacuum filter filled with thumbtacks voice.

it’s a shame nora ephron isn’t here to tell olivia nuzzi to go order an egg white omelette as she drags her adult son away from her by his ear. well, that, and a lot of other reasons.

happy birthday!!!

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.

well into hour, i don’t know, six, of frankenstein. keep picturing the man who invented the labradoodle watching in his kitchen on his ipad, stoically, nodding every so often.

i’ve been watching in quibis (rip) for what has felt like my entire life 🫩

Trump getting elected a few weeks AFTER the Access Hollywood tape dropped was to America’s culture of sexual violence what Sandy Hook was for gun violence—a clear sign that tens of millions of “conservatives” were totally fine with it.

scrolled too fast and assumed this was another epstein email.

do you know how pissed off i would be if my ship was stuck in the ice, my men were losing faith in me, and then a little freak showed up with an even bigger dead-undead freak, and when i asked him wtf was going on he said, well, funny story, i was like twelve…

with all due respect to oscar isaac, whom i love, this needed an absolute freak steering the ship, like michael fassbender. a re-team with bradley cooper, even.

two minutes into frankenstein. what in the adventures of tintin… i think i need to put a pin in this and circle back. will stay on theme and pivot to something else about man’s inability to get out of its own way and inherently gothic: the real housewives of salt lake city.

so yeah, that was born out of bigelow catching deep impact on cable one night and going, “girlfriend, you are so on.” (non-derogatory)

bit surreal watching house of dynamite, an ostensibly meticulously researched film, and being like, oh wow, they really nailed what the white house used to look like.

This is how the Trump administration, Congress, and the Supreme Court are recognizing Veterans Day this year. www.cbpp.org/research/foo...

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support US public television Three original paintings by iconic television artist Bob Ross will be auctioned by Bonhams in Los Angeles on Tuesday in a sale aimed at supporting public television stations across the United States.

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oh no, sydney sweeney’s next biopic was just put into turnaround 🤭

The ACA made my whole self-employed life possible. For almost ten years, I was able to build a career that actually worked for me AND keep receiving necessary care to address the consequences of childhood medical neglect. And I still deserved better. We all do.

i think it was the sin city subplot’s aesthetics that did me in. in fairness i was only half paying attention. in any event i sent that out into the universe and the arc ended shortly thereafter.

Senate Democrats had the power to do one thing: This shutdown. And this is what they did with it. Maybe this is some brilliant political calculus, in which case I'll happily eat my words. But right now, it feels like the beginning of the end of the party in its current form--and by its own hand.

Prescient

at some point CSI (i’m watching CSI; i no longer have the time or attention span for, uh, anything of note, really) becomes a ray donovan dry-run. i don’t know how or why it’s happening, but i hate it. i hate it so much.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

i don't think democratic voters should have to spend this much time whipping democratic elected officials.

Please remember that your Senator is neither your friend, nor your enemy. They work for you. Call them and give them clear input. And don’t be afraid to tell them you’ll be supporting their next primary challenger if they don’t show a spine. They work for you. Threaten to fire them if you have to.

stellan skarsgård from pirates of the carribean: dead man’s chest. a forlorn looking pale man stares downward. he is wet and covered in seaweed and sea creatures, a starfish hugs the side of his face.

bronwyn on this week’s SLC