Zack

Im so sorry, sending you and those sweet kitties all the love ❤️

The desire to go be among gays and the need to be on the couch are fighting hard today

Someone over ordered and theyre desperate to get rid of it (because who the hell gets skim milk these days?)

My god am I jealous that you get to experience this for the first time!

Obsessed with my super gay new sweatshirt

Hi im hungover and need cuddles and attention and coffee

Sounds like an ideal sunday

Arent you supposed to go online and make bad decisions first though? Or is that just me?

Running is never the solution

I'll bring some plants!

I felt like matching the walls today

The only time i'll allow beer around! 🤤

It's a shame when gays don't adhere to stereotypes

Im sooooo ready to make #Dragula my entire personality

Like are we not allowed to have hobbies these days?

But who wants to come watch scary movies and drink way to much wine

Sometimes great things happen in this world and I'm so happy this is one of them 😭

Why is the warm weather back?? I'll be living under this fan until it's cool again

Thats the most amount of clothes theyve ever had on. Normally its just a purple lace thong and a chastity cage

Wait your turn

Wes from Nailed It being hot and such

Sometimes I stop my day to think, "I hope Wes from Nailed It! is thriving."

The car keys are in my pocket you stupid bitch......!

It's that time of the weekend when I can't tell if I want to be around gay men or have gay men inside me? Either way let's just be gay.

Why wait for tomorrow, let's get it done tonight!

Day off, who wants to grab a drink this afternoon?

Work? Done.
Hair? Did.
Pants? Off.
Weekend? Started.

What inconsiderate man did you let in your bed?