Zack

Getting ready to go out in the frigid cold, I think I might be making a mistake.

Lady Gaga wearing archival Alexander Mcqueen from one of my favorite collections makes my little gay heart scream 😭

Who knew that going to the gym would make you feel better about yourself?? I feel like someone should be talking about this...

These make me so happy 😍

Ive been trying!

Is pre-storm horniness a thing? Because im fucking feral over here

Did you ask nicely?

Okay but did you read why? Because it had me rolling when I saw it!

Not me specifically doing the Heated Rivalry stretch next to the hot man at the gym 😔

The person my husband becomes when sports are on terrifies myself and our dog. I need a place to hide.

Can you come do mine next? I was parked under a tree....

That explains why my connection is so strong 🧐

First day at the gym done, everyone please clap for me! (I forgot to take a pic at the gym please believe me)

Gays, where are we buying athletic clothes these days?

You get it 🙂‍↕️

Dreading work tomorrow and making soup

As long as I can bring my friend (crippling anxiety)

Wait, book club??

...how big is your bathtub?

These authors, so creative coming up with new emotions!

🤤

Popcorn > Napping

Finally opening this c*nty bottle of wine tonight

It's that time of the night when I need cuddles and kisses I fear 😔

No he's onto something 👀

I'm supposed to give brain for christmas? I guess I can do that

It's an important cause.

#SwallowersForSanta

Im lonely and bored someone keep me entertained