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@jlphx.bsky.social

Human to a Dachshund ๐Ÿถ I draw things ๐Ÿข Friend of Dorothy ๐ŸŒˆ Desert dweller ๐Ÿœ๏ธ

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Latest posts by jlphx.bsky.social on Bluesky

How is it only Monday?!?

08.12.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

08.12.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
T-Rex Yaaa
YouTube video by Very short videos so your time isnt getting wasted T-Rex Yaaa

youtu.be/zmoWvAPbni4?...

06.12.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope this Santa comes down my chimney this year.

05.12.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this what turned youโ€ฆya knowโ€ฆ

01.12.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and tan dachshund in front of the town Christmas tree.

Black and tan dachshund in front of the town Christmas tree.

Reggie wants to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Somebody tell Santa that he wants peanut butter and clean socks right out of the dryer.

30.11.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

29.11.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is it giving โ€œdraw me like one of your French girlsโ€?

28.11.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blah blah gay innuendo about stuffing blah

27.11.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting at a table with a sign that says " i don 't understand the question " ALT: a woman sitting at a table with a sign that says " i don 't understand the question "
26.11.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
26.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window ALT: a woman says they 're the same picture while sitting in front of a window
26.11.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Golden Girls S2E2: Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are mistaken for hookers and taken to jail.

Golden Girls S2E2: Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are mistaken for hookers and taken to jail.

Listen, you punk!

26.11.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a famous bathroom scene

26.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[googles โ€œhow to change name to Chrisโ€ ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ]

26.11.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#spoileralert

25.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awwโ€ฆso ducking cute ๐Ÿ˜œ

23.11.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people are standing around a table with balloons . ALT: a group of people are standing around a table with balloons .

OMG hi! ๐Ÿคฃ happy birthday!

23.11.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An amazing compilation album

20.11.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hedwig!!!

20.11.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a girl with hearts coming out of her hair ALT: a cartoon of a girl with hearts coming out of her hair
20.11.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A flamboyance of flamingoes ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿฅต

20.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You get to be the pretty oneโ€ฆplease let me have โ€œfunnyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜œ

19.11.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jingle some of the way.

19.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two women are sitting next to each other on a couch and one of them is brushing the other 's hair . ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a couch and one of them is brushing the other 's hair .
19.11.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the decorations are tacky, then yes I am going to judge.

19.11.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you mean โ€œSo long, Ha Longโ€?

19.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a white cat is laying on its back on the floor and says `` hello . hello ... '' ALT: a white cat is laying on its back on the floor and says `` hello . hello ... ''
18.11.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is sitting at a table with his hands folded and saying `` hey you two happy anniversary ! '' ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a table with his hands folded and saying `` hey you two happy anniversary ! ''
18.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like you will need to skip that โ€œteam-building dinnerโ€ and find a movie theatre instead

18.11.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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