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Can’t spill food on your shirt if you’re not wearing one. White Sox. Jaguars. Blackhawks. West Ham. Wrestling. Chicago, Illinois

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Let’s do that hockey.

11.12.2025 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)

10.12.2025 23:15 — 👍 4891    🔁 449    💬 86    📌 39
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I have been commissioner of a fantasy football league for 14 years and this is just the third time that I've made the playoffs. Most of the league has won a championship. They even do a champions dinner every year that I am not invited to. I need this baaaaaaad.

10.12.2025 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best corner in weeks!

04.12.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Walter Payton Man of the Year nominee all while threatening to murder fools on the field. Logan Cooke truly shows the duality of man.

04.12.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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66????

03.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Speak for yourself.

03.12.2025 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire.

02.12.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would die for this Jags team. They understand what FUCK THE TITANS means.

30.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Al-Shaair hurt on the field. I wouldn’t say this about anyone else but GOOD. Hope it’s a career ender to a guy that’s tried to end players careers.

30.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 3

It certainly embiggens my spirit.

30.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coen with the receivers gloves is killing me.

30.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This Trevor guy is pretty good.

30.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Dyami Brown healthy scratch is something.

30.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Feel like it’s the same every week but I’d really like a game where JHA shows out.

30.11.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey man I just have to say. FUUUUUUUUUUCK THE TITANS.

30.11.2025 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s start today off with a nice Liverpool loss. Come on you Irons. #COYI

30.11.2025 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta love the sound of my neighbor shoveling so I don’t have to.

29.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you look closely, you can see my mom. Brilliant camouflage.

26.11.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yep that’s me. You fucking clown.

26.11.2025 16:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

News reporting crime? Say it ain't so.

26.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get a hobby weirdo.

26.11.2025 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ah yes. The wake up and choose violence strategy. Excellent!

25.11.2025 19:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The top being labeled “bathroom poster sign” is sending me for some reason.

25.11.2025 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well that’s a new one.

25.11.2025 19:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’d like to buy some vowels.

24.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 12    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0

Win is a win is a win. Go Jags. 7-4.

24.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Crazy that refs on the field didn’t know the rule.

23.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The third string QB is in. Jags are toast.

23.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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