Fanny Fielding Art

Fanny Fielding Art 2026 Calendar pinned on a wooden surface

In an age of empire, when Julius Caesar redrew the heavens just to track his battles and bedroom shenanigans, he invented a whole calendar. If only he’d waited for my 2026 edition.

Old Jules got the Ides of March. You can do better. Limited copies on my website now🌼

Are you sick of hearing about my 2026 Calendar? Then you’ll be pleased to know that today is the final call! Pledging ends at midnight.

Dammit. Pledging rhymes with edging. I should have done a thing about that🌼

Sticker Bomb Fines: A warning to any artists, bands and creators sharing their love in Brighton & Hove. Alternatively, just make sure you spread them out a bit more from where you live.

Also, whomsoever is putting my stickers around the town, please stop it. You’re very naughty🌼

Gardeners: Can anybody identify this bug? It’s all over my peonies.

These customers always surprise me because I have a very obvious “warning” sign on my stand at art fairs to prevent this sort of thing happening🌼

Did I miss any?🌼

A fannyf.art eco tote bag with clothes pegs clipped to it.

How would you use yours? The very domesticated Dave sent me this photo showing how he uses his Fanny bag for pegging. I’m sure it makes his whole week🌼

I tried writing a haiku. Did this🌼

Don’t Forget the ASL!    It’s a shocker, but most of us can’t even communicate the most basic words to the hard of hearing.    This is the gesture for the number 7 in American Sign Language (ASL).    Give someone a surprise. Don’t worry if your technique isn’t perfect at first.    Remember, you can speak and sign at the same time, so try both at once.

Because I care🌼

A word search puzzle for adults

I literally have just one fuck left to give🌼

Quote: Do not believe everything you read on social media. Mahatma Gandhi

Peeping my head out of my January social media hibernation I invite everybody to not take everything so seriously.

By liking this post you declare acceptance that there is never malice behind what I share (except the vegan stuff obvs)

All negative engagement will be ridiculed as future content🌼

Can YOU find the secret? Stress can build up around the holiday season and it’s good to take a few minutes to concentrate on yourself. If you’re on the edge, release the pressure🌼

This is not just a charity shop. It’s S&M charity shop. Only in Brighton🌼

Ok, if you’re a small artist/creator with an online shop, post it in the replies here.

If you’re not, repost this and with any luck the people gift hunting will find the gift makers.

Let’s go!

Fanny Fielding Art: Watercolours with the filthiest titles ever Fanny Fielding paints traditional watercolours with rude titles you won't see anywhere else. Buy wall art, prints and original works direct from the artist's studio in Brighton, LGBT capital of the UK...

Thanks. I paint traditional watercolours with filthy titles🌼 www.fannyf.art

I’m anal about my worry beads and worried about my anal beads

Problems, problems🌼

Thank you!🌼

New York, Paris… Colchester🌼

   VAPE ANYWHERE   (Note for alt text: The product is clearly shown to be an oxygen tank)    Tired of restrictions?   Sick of all the looks?      Then you need... SUCKY TANK .     The vape in disguise that nobody will DARE stop you using .     Works in pubs, shops and even planes.    Sucky Tank. The practical, discreet and compact solution to all your nicotine consumption woes. Kind of.    Order yours now.    *Holds approximately 200 bottles of vape juice. Not supplied. Not sure how you'll explain all the smoke either.

Do you know anybody that needs one of these?🌼

I have a handful of my eco tote bags left, so they’re in the merch section of where I live on the internet. Clue in the design🌼

It’s a big blue skip bin with Fun Factory painted on it

From the people that brought you the Willy Wonka Experience…🌼

Glad you like it Ally. I’m proud to see it amongst your dangling baubles🌼

Thanks Geoff. I’m proud to be up against your wall🌼

Advice please.

I'm taking a break from Dec 23 to Jan 3 and would like to go to a warm place with quiet beaches.

Ideally all-inclusive, I intend to spend around £12,000 - £15,000 to relax and see out what has been one heck of a year!

Does anyone know where I can get the money??

Any I’ve forgotten?🌼

Thank you to everybody who made my 2025 Calendar Kickstarter such a huge success. They arrived last Monday and I’ve been sheathing and sending them out all week. New Fanny every month!🌼

Don’t believe the hype. Unless you really need or want that “thing”, save your money on Black Friday🌼

As the festivtitties approach, it’s easy to forget our furry friends while we rush around. Pop your pup to a pet parlour or pamper your pussy with presents🌼

When accepting a management role, always check your contract for that “…and other duties as assigned” clause🌼

Care in the Community🌼