Chris is King

Hot Latino puppeteer daddy on TikTok liked my comment saying that I need a kiss 😍

I'm trying to figure out our wedding date

Drag queen name for a weeb: Hon Toni

Hakeem Jeffries looks like shit

Omg all my TikTok friends are engaging with my ded kendys post

This is so real, I was like 37 years old when I found a barber that did me right. Or that I knew what the hell I wanted. Maybe a little of both.

Bad Bunny was not an available option so I made do #deadkennedys #karaoke #kinkfm

Currently thinking about how I'm gonna do a reveal from Michael Myers to Bad Bunny when I karaoke a Bad Bunny song tonight 🤔

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

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Fuck @swimfan235.bsky.social

Yeah where'd his ass go anyway

Marveling at the fact that I 1000% chose my current apartment & neighborhood by driving around randomly and checking out vibes

I swear to god if Cupcakke ever throws a meici dou xiang into her lyrics the simulation will reset

Sometimes I'm afraid that my balls will hit the toilet water. I think the hair does 🤮

Me in Oregon Ducks garb with an AI-thwarting sticker

Go team

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We should probably be pouring our pockets out into resources like these in the coming days

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A lady dwarf with beard and hairy chest and double-F titties dancing on a stripper pole. Also she's lightning infused and has Raiden eyes and the pole is emanating electric energy. She wears fishnests, bikini bottoms, and a tiny top barely containing her gigantic juggs

Me after I get the surgeries I want

Horrid ugly blob person

Hot sexy daddy

These pictures were less than a year apart

I was just doing that lol

When you have to get Zuckerberg's Meta eye implant to receive full citizenship benefits, at least there'll be a ton of funny candid footage you can post to instagram reels.

Cut myself with a fork yesterday, feeling pretty accomplished

This is based off my childhood bestie who is into fitness and hero fantasies involving his concealed carry firearm. So he's depicted as a fat terrified cowering blob 🤣

I'm having way too much fun drawing my friends as fat blobs for D&D

Jesus Christ I literally have plans every day until uhhhh the 26th 😭

There's so much more. He's unemployed, nearly 40, lives in a shack in his mom's backyard. Plays video games all day and convinced himself he's making moves on the stock market. When his gf moved into his shack, he refused to help her. Oh also it's his first girlfriend. She has a job at least...

Thinking about my former friend I stopped speaking to after he abandoned his girlfriend in the hospital to go play video games while she got a dead baby scooped out of her. He doesn't get what he did wrong lmao

I probably look at my beautiful comfy bed the way some ppl proudly regard their children. I just love it so much 🥹

augh AOW oh ah AOH oh

Be oppositionally defiant and listen to her debut ablum True Romance 😂

Wdym bitcoin crashed? It is up like 690% from three years ago.

Wow I'm pretty sure I saw my ex from 19 years ago with his husband who is also my phenotype 🤣