Joe Von Bokern

Nonsense!

Damn, I feel this. 😫

Where are you finding these jabronis?? 😮‍💨

See, this right here is why we get along.

I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre Graphic artist Rebecca Burke was on the trip of a lifetime. But as she tried to leave the US she was stopped, interrogated and branded an illegal alien by ICE. Now back home, she tells others thinking...

This is messed up.

Stuff is about to get more expensive in America. What a wonderful opportunity to reject consumerism and stop buying crap you don’t need! There is peace in simplicity, my friends. 🧘

Our submission to the hot cocoa competition tonight. 😆

My toxic trait is that I narrate my dogs’ thoughts out loud in funny voices. And no, I am not ashamed. And no, I’m not going to stop.

Mockingbird Thoughts on creative energy, and an update on Leadville training.

We did not win the cosmic lottery and come into existence just to fade into the pattern of someone else’s fabric.

Surprised myself with a 6:10 mile at #OTFThornton this morning. The old man’s still got it! 😝

The King Soopers by me had Sargento string cheese on sale yesterday. Buy 2 get 3 free. So now my fridge has 10 packages of string cheese in it. I’m not even sorry.

Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice Photographer captures 20-minute clash between birds emblematic of Canada and US amid high trade tensions

Photo of the year right here. www.theguardian.com/environment/... 🇨🇦

Do what I do— sleep on your stomach, so that everything hurts and you can’t breathe. Trust me. 🫡

🤩🤯 You look amazing! 💪

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Got to Chautauqua today for some trail fun in the 60° temps. Lots of slush and mud, so I kept it short, but it felt great to be out in the mountains for a bit! Can’t wait for trail season. 😋

Just such an unsatisfying lover. I’m ready to sleep with other books. 😝

Alright, I need to lock in and finish ACOTAR #5 this weekend so I can finally move on with my life.

I dream of a world where we no longer have to say, “I think you’re on mute, Bryan.”

Dang, sorry to hear it!

Ah! I didn’t even realize they were a play on the same tune. 😅

The season 1 theme song was the best! That whole score was epic. Not as in love with the Italian vibe in season 2.

I agree!! Soooo good.

Epic binge sesh today. Watched all of season 1 of The White Lotus. Guys…. Why did none of you tell me about this show until today?! So good!

Why I Stopped Acting My first real foray into the world of theatre was a high school production of Shakespeare’s Love’s Labour’s Lost. I don’t even recall which part I played (it was 26 years ago, after all). But I rememb...

Friends are always asking if I’m still acting. Read the honest truth over on my Substack page!

But I guess it’s a favorite of ChatGPT, as well. Stupid robots, ruining everything. 😾

I saw a post saying that the use of “em dashes”—the long hyphen used to add emphasis—is a sign that the text was likely written by AI. Which is a bummer if true… I really like using that little guy!

YouTube video by The New York Times Who Is Pete Buttigieg? | 2020 Presidential Candidate | NYT News

Oh man! Really?! He’s amazing. youtu.be/XvDc_XE47RE?...

A woman at OrangeTheory this morning told me that she thinks I look just like @petebuttigieg.bsky.social and honestly I’m going to be riding this high all day.