The US version was like, letβs do the same script, but we have to cut off the last five minutes of the show because you know we have commercials here.
27.02.2026 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@grajillas.bsky.social
The US version was like, letβs do the same script, but we have to cut off the last five minutes of the show because you know we have commercials here.
27.02.2026 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI had my ultrasound. Apparently I have a really big one.β
27.02.2026 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We donβt want him.
22.02.2026 18:23 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I was encouraged by how strongly the sentiment was shared that the right must be defeated. There are real and justified grievances, not to be brushed aside. But the shared sentiment was real. I did not get the same punitive vibe that some have in the US about wanting the right to win out of spite
22.02.2026 17:38 β π 719 π 47 π¬ 10 π 0I believe it was not the new luxury jet but an older jet with, nonetheless, a bedroom in the back.
20.02.2026 03:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βthe Andrew formerly known as Princeβ
19.02.2026 21:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What other stories are going to end up on the cutting-room floor?
16.02.2026 22:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at todayβs ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch π. @maddow.bsky.social
14.02.2026 02:37 β π 23608 π 8254 π¬ 603 π 13572
12.02.2026 16:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What school gave him that?
12.02.2026 05:42 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0One day for him = One year for the paper ?
05.02.2026 04:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The president, when asked about the survivors of the sex trafficking ring run by his best friend the pedophile, ignores the question and instead lashes out at the "young woman" who asked it, saying she never smiles and is someone to be ashamed of.
03.02.2026 22:15 β π 746 π 202 π¬ 37 π 11No one has seen Superman and Clark Kent at the same time, either.
03.02.2026 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The price of a 2028 Trump-Kennedy center show (Lee Greenwood sings Neil Diamond) is sitting through a three hour time share presentation
02.02.2026 02:43 β π 80 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0Whatβs the difference between the President and a sack of shit?
Depends
Well at least we can be glad that Crime is at its lowest rate in 125 years. π€¦
01.02.2026 18:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Guess whatβs high in protein.
01.02.2026 01:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As they say back home, Iβm so proud for you.
01.02.2026 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0or HOTUS
30.01.2026 23:54 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itβs dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
1 (but Noemβs rat has Mar-a-Lago face)
27.01.2026 16:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One armed goon loses his shit at an observer who's backing up, and then several more armed goons tackle the observer to the ground, and then even more armed goons form a protective shield around the armed goons handcuffing the observer for hurting an armed goon's feelings.
This can't be "reformed"
My favorite British word is βarticulated lorry.β
21.01.2026 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A champion lickspittle!
21.01.2026 19:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One would have to really hate foreigners not to see the atrocity here, I think.
19.01.2026 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/mari...
19.01.2026 10:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But only in North Carolina reportedly
16.01.2026 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When New York had a separate police force for transportation, we would speak of βsubway copsβ and βsurface cops.β
14.01.2026 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need more information about the HR fainter.
11.01.2026 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Nonetheless, Kalustyanβs is a treasure house.)
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