Thank you. I can decode some typos but this one had me puzzled. 🤔

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The government is in the verge of shutting down due to the failure of the party in control of the WH & both houses of Congress, but Trump is headed to the patriarchy-fest “War Sec’y” Hegseth is holding today for a photo op instead of working for Americans.

After an assassination attempt, Gov. George Wallace, the segregationist, got a surprise visitor: Shirley Chisholm, the first Black woman elected to Congress. Could this happen today?

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/27/u...

Congratulations on the new job. I hope you can keep an eye on Arizona elections from time to time.

Who’s this plagiarist?

I’m sitting on the floor with a grilled cheese sandwich and a bowl of Campbell’s tomato soup.

Andy Griffith Show — When Barney insists that a comparative stranger in Mayberry is the "criminal type," Sheriff Andy Taylor sets out to prove him wrong.

Barney Fife may be a patriot, but that Sheriff Taylor is woke.

When we get to pleading in my first-year Civil Procedure class, my students often ask me just how over the top a complaint would have to be for a judge to strike it without even being *asked* to do so.

Thanks to President Trump, we have an answer:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Even Paula Hawkins would be ashamed of her.

Not me, but an attorney friend of mine puts an extra syllable in “clitoris” so that it rhymes with “glorious.”

What the?

“The leather seats underpin the Corvette’s performance on the racetrack.”

Reporter: Do you think it would have been fitting to lower the flags for Melissa Hortman who was killed as well?

Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?

Russia bombs apartment buildings.

Trump says they missed military targets by mistake.

Russia launches drones into Poland.

Trump says maybe they just got lost.

Trump is Putin’s bitch.

When William F. Buckley Jr. Met James Baldwin In 1965, the two intellectual giants squared off in a debate at Cambridge. It didn’t go quite as Buckley hoped.

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

So -ise to -ize was not Mr Webster’s handiwork?

Did they yell “Bruuuuuce” to Springsteen?

I thought it came from the early days of telephones. If you couldn’t get a signal, maybe there’s a dead cat on the phone lines.

Dead Cat On The Line share.google/Ip6C06OZtITi...

In the words of the great Marion Williams song, there’s a dead cat on the line.

I’m sure you’re right. But it does seem a strange point for them to make.

Is it “domestic” violence if it happens out on the highway?

Clever of him to have a ready answer to the “why is she in your car” question. Always thinking, Rudy is.

Why doesn’t he just own up to it, as Wilbur Mills did back in 1974?

Wasn’t she in the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant?

Bette Davis: “You should only say good things about the dead.”

The American Museum of the Downtrodden will educate young and old about how few things these people accomplished.

Count your blessings that no one hit you with a Subway foot-long.