natural passenger

coming out as buy-sexual (she has to pay for it)

disqualified girlfriend

an ad premised on Hugh Jackman having downstairs neighbors needs another pass

that could work too

can't believe my live action David the Gnome with Paul Giamatti is stuck in development hell

not yet!

building a mental model of each other as a bonding exercise

okay I'll field this one,

honey I want to be honest I think using Oblique Strategies in our lovemaking has been a complete success

should we run through a few scenarios quick?

you could have left me in the soul orb

it was definitely Veronica's Closet where an old lady said she loved "Slimfast Boy" (Fat Boy Slim)

nowadays you'll get in trouble for listening to lady's wrestling in one wireless earbud during Sunday morning mass but it didn't used to be like that

swear to god bro if you confuse Caroline in the City with Veronica's Closet again you are fucking dead

I was thinking about how you could maybe feel a certain ways ya know

stop saying your gender is "robot maid" please, it's confusing all of our clients

is it true that his name is Jackson Tadpole

it’s gotta turn around 🤞🤞

I’m kinda banking on the springtime being easier for me mental health wise and maybe some good luck is headed my way because if not ugghggh

getting more seriously into Hong Kong movies has improved my life

I did end up watching this and really liked it. Sort of like Mad Detective but as an action movie? So many hand grenades! Crazy twists but it’s really about how the characters beat the odds and the fun little touches.

it was crazy, all the goddesses came down and asked whose pussy tasted the best, and, this is the real insane part, they wanted me to decide,

bringing back the fashion cossack

supporting you at this time

maybe it’s just as close to a candid photo as I can get and I just haven’t seen myself that way in a while. I see something in it.

on the other hand I keep looking at it, imperfections included

just realized I’m incredible

that is completely insane behavior I am sorry

got the Studio Canal logo you asked for boss, a chaotic flurry of color and sound to pummel the audience into submission

basically being fun to talk to