Dew

hell ya

a fresh** new hell* has descended

*my aunts and uncles clawing each other apart in my email inbox over my uncles estate that is worth like $5k max to each person

**it's been going on for 18 months

perhaps this would have been more accurately stated:

I only have 2 decks left on balatro without the gold stake 🤡

Sunday morning and the timeline is a wasteland of college football and f1 takes, like confetti blowing in the cold December wind

was getting so much unexpected Paul Dano content pushed to me I was worried that he died

I only have 2 decks left on balatro without the gold stake 🃏

Went to the neighborhood Christmas parade with a 4 year old and she kept yelling "Santa!!! I have a book about you!!!" at Santa. And Mikey. AND the Grinch.

It's a good thing I'm so hot otherwise they would have bounced by ass for monopolizing the airwaves a long time ago

The "failed project" part gets me pretty far in the right audience in the "no one had figured out how to monetize it"* is currently underdeveloped because people point out lots of examples of monetizing the internet but it's cause I'm not explaining it* correctly yet. Needs more time to cook

I'm a real Theories girl and a big one of mine is about how the Internet is a failed project but it never holds water when I bring it up drunk at a party. Part of being a Theories girl is that I gotta keep live workshopping this thing until I break it open, but then they'll all know

very lucky to report that the night vision tunnel scene is the lasting cinematic image of this movie and not all the horrors

it's december !! 🙀 good excuse to post these guys again ...!

bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

if you liked sicario* you should check out the more fantastical version written by cormac McCarthy called the counselor**

*you sicko
**don't watch either of these movies unless you are a major sicko

Yes these Kurosawa's were chosen because I'm rewatching Star wars + A Fistful of Dollars and needed to do my homework

big RIPs to Tatsuya Nakadai you have been in some very excellent movies 🍿 👑 Yojimbo is my new fav Kurosawa

Baby Audrey is perfection put down on film and soooo many actresses are her children, particularly bb natalie portman who I've been seeing a lot of lately

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

when I was like 17 an adult who knows me well suggested that I would like M*A*S*H and I've been considering watching it ever since 😅

giving myself a headache imagining having to walk Columbo through printing from his phone at the library

stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

also they're playing 40s jazz in this little restaurant 🤩

re decorated with some of my wedding gifts and the house is looking cuteeee and homey

thai granny at the take out joint is flirty as hell, left a big tip and got 2 winks and a pinch of my puffer coat. Now to ferry hella tasty hot food to a friend's house. Winter has its charms.

most days I look like my last post, but some days.. some days I look like this 😍

Kim 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

50 Cent Is My Life Coach For years now, the man who wrote _Get Rich or Die Tryin'_ has been getting very rich indeed—off record sales, energy drinks, self-help books, ercise routines, headphones, you name it. His newest produ...

in 2014 50 was on the cover of GQ which was unusual because he wasn't in the news at the time, wasn't promoting anything, just sort of minding his own business. He life-coaches the author and it's legit one of my favorite celeb magazine cover stories ever

www.gq.com/story/50-cent

Sat down to do some light work at 130 in the afternoon and two seconds later returned to the kitchen to make a nice cuppa tea

I had a soo cozy snowstorm threesome with these two men & then the extra mf woke up and was like "gotta split for cross country skiing" and immediately went out to the woods at like 8am. Never felt so intimate and then so distant from a man. I was in disbelief. He had skis in his car!

the storage limit warning on Google kicked in about a year ago and I still haven't succumbed to their threats and bullying

Dick Hallorann and Danny Torrance having a conversation in The Shining (1980)

Tha fuck you mean I don’t die in the book?