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In her defense, she was probably giving oral to Sen. Mike Lee in Utah, and since it’s the Beehive State, she got stung in the mouth.

Great. Now I’ve got a Paul Simon song stuck in my head forever and ever.

I think I want to be a stay-at-home dad, but without responsibility for children.

YouTube video by tim lindner Every inconceivable from The Princess Bride

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So much boobage on #ProjectRunway.

I was general counsel of a major entertainment industry labor union during the #MeToo movement's ascent. There is absolutely a network of rich and powerful people who perpetuate abuse and protect each other. That's not the conspiracy theory. That it's perpetuated by Democrats? They're the crackpots.

Lauren Boebert defends son Tyler after child abuse allegations In a statement shared with Newsweek, the Republican congresswoman defended her son after reports say he is facing a misdemeanor child abuse charge.

They've "addressed it as a family." That's always the best way to deal with child abuse. If only Epstein's family had dealt with his abuse that way, they wouldn't have had to enlist the entire GOP to cover it up.

Not to quibble, but I think the OP was focused on Gene Kelly’s terrific ass, not so much the dancing.

Anti-Woke Dad Who Moved Family to Russia Sent to War Zone Derek Huffman, 46, joined the military with hopes of becoming a Russian citizen. His wife said he was duped into a combat role.

This guy hated #gay people so much, that he moved to Russia and got sent to war. Thats a whole new level of #homophobia.

Someone guessed Pete’s password, and now he has to rename his dog.

This is spot on.

It would annoy him more if we started calling it the “Gulf of Rosie O’Donnell”

If Bill Clinton, Andrew Cuomo, Anthony Weiner, and Donald Trump are guilty of sexual assault, rape, sex trafficking, or anything similar, they should be locked up. Period. The end.

Let’s start the discovery process as soon as possible. Depositions tomorrow. Released to the public. Trial before Christmas, please.

In other western democracies, public media -- funded by the public, but not subject to political control -- keeps for-profit media in check. The BBC is the reason that Sky is not Fox, even though both are owned by the same wrinkled scrotum.

And if you’re adopting a rescue or shelter dog because #Superman told you to do that, make sure you’re in it 100%. Don’t make that pup find a new home three months later.

Hey, if you can’t trust the longtime Epstein friend who gave a cabinet job to the prosecutor who cut an illegal plea deal waiving all federal charges, who can you trust?

#monopolization takes many forms.

Republicans advance Fox News vet Jeanine Pirro to be the top federal prosecutor in D.C. Jeanine Pirro's record made her a controversial choice to serve as the U.S. attorney in Washington, DC. Senate Judiciary Committee Republicans didn’t care.

Think about how much time and resources we could save if we made Trump confirmation proceedings run concurrently with disbarment proceedings. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...

And the crazy thing is…this won’t matter. The lunatic conspiracy theorists don’t want to believe that their cult leader is part of the “deep state.” NO. IS the deep state, protecting abusers from repercussions.

Believing that the system is rigged to protect rich and powerful people is not a conspiracy theory. But I think this MAGA revolt is starting to show lots of conspiracy theorists that the GOP and Trump are part of the problem, not the solution.

There's a fine line between #BachelorInParadise and #GildedAge, but as fine as it is, it's extremely bright.

On the Lowe's commercial, the guy pronounces "home essentials" so that it sounds like "homosexuals."

I didn’t realize you could divorce someone on “biblical grounds.” Personally, I’m hoping that means God will cause the earth to open and swallow their entire family. (Numbers 16:37-32)

They fired the people answering calls for help. Hundreds of them. During the crisis.

You forgot to mention defunding environmental protections and turning a blind eye to climate change.

As Floods Hit, Key Roles Were Vacant at Weather Service Offices in Texas

Since most voters in this country don't seem able to think critically, and the @nytimes.com doesn't seem to want to connect dots anymore, I'll say it. The GOP continues to deny climate change, while gutting essential public services, and now children are dying horrifying deaths.

If they're in South Sudan, they're subject to the laws and regulations of that country. Since South Sudan has long been a bastion of freedom and democracy ... I'm sure it's fine.

YouTube video by TheMarches09 The Star-Spangled Banner (Stravinsky)

Stravinsky's version of the Star Spangled Banner feels wrong. Just like America does, this year.