Kris

Really got a craving for Strawberry Bon Bon’s.

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I’ve tried using those compressed air canisters to clean but never get a great result - so I’d love to know your top tips Andy Kondo!

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Regretting leaving my bed this morning 🙃

I’ve had my only meeting today so as long as I can stay focussed until 5pm, I should be able to do all the admin jobs that have been on my to do list since Christmas.

I regret this nap, I now can’t nod off so I’m gonna be tired at work tomorrow 😭

Also his outfits are abysmal, who is dressing him? 😬

Watching the US Traitors for the first time, and Alan Cummings is no Claudia is he?!

Accidentally napped when I was supposed to be going to the gym, I will never get a hot body by summer at this rate 😭

Am I “old man shouts at clouds” about a show where someone is dressed as a cheese toastie?

Yes, yes I am.

Once again, the #MaskedSingerUK audience proves that they shouldn’t be allowed to vote as Red Panda goes through and the talented Monkey Business and Arctic Fox are eliminated.

Remind me to never come to you for sympathy!!

But I’m so sleepy Josh 😭

I miss the days when I could sleep in on a weekend until midday 😭

AS YOU SHOULD.

It’s SO good. Definitely recommend!

Just here to like all of the Traitors memes because I had to mute my phone during the actual episode from the sheer overwhelming stress I felt. #TheTraitors

Obsessed with the two Power Rangers movies in there!!!

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

“10 years later… it’s been a decade” might be the laziest lyrics I’ve ever heard from Arctic Monkeys…

🥹

😭

Had a dream everyone was mad at me, so if anyone IS mad at me, you have to tell me 🥺

Even *I* think James is a traitor now #TheTraitors

Screaming crying throwing up @bbc EXTEND THIS EPISODE DO NOT LEAVE ME ON A CLIFFHANGER!!! #TheTraitors

JAMES JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP #TheTraitors

Need that shot of Claudia holding her hand up to add “Stop” by the Spice Girls to it.

Oh they have cocked that RIGHT up - wrong person murdered #TheTraitor

This TV License advert before Traitors is doing my TITS IN.

Listening to music with no headphones in public should be punishable by death. I said what I said.