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Anyone remember what those tiny little leather footballs were called back in the late 70s early 80s to help you develop juggling skills?

Big Donnie T found Dickie Nixon's Quaalude stash then?

I'll never hear a bad word about Jacob Murphy. Probably gave the best entertainment in a very dull game. The #nufc Peter Crouch x Bon Jovi fella on the other hand. What a fanny #afcb

Talking to a colleague on Teams today. Lives in Windsor. Says 'there's loads of coppers out and about, even more than when President Macaroon came over in the Summer'.

Tell me, at least one journo said 'via his brother? '

Skegness looks nice..

Reminds me of my grandmother. She's 95, her dad was 70 when she was born. He was a sailor and turned down a job on the Titanic as he thought he was too old to go away for months. (Not too old to have a baby 18 years later but hey ho).

Saw Stewart Lee tonight. Can confirm he gets better, each and every time

They're forgetting the words of their own Personal Jesus. Use it against them, really rattles them 😂

Surprised Starmer doesn't have this on his bedroom wall

Did exactly the same today and all I've had is kindness and solidarity. The joys of having a 'name' eh? 🙄

Convinced me. Just joined.

Sound mixer on The Final Reckoning was an intern. Nailed on.

The goalkeeping don. Respects none. ❤️🖤

The 6.6 mile high club scene , no doubt 👀

Was playing champ manager with a mate. Both off our tits still from Saturday. Telly on. Dermot Murnhagan announces she's been in an accident. First off we're laughing 'probably cracked a toenail'. He comes back on later, blubbng 'she's dead'. We played on. It's what she would have wanted.

You're behind me

Let's not go swimming together

This. A thousand times this. One question. End the cunt

Painting the flag of the patron saint of Palestine. Touching sight. 👀

a woman is laughing with her arms in the air while standing in front of a door . ALT: a woman is laughing with her arms in the air while standing in front of a door .

Oh no.....

I'm 51 and announcing it on the internet. Does that mean I have now saved a child?

God, I feel so much better now. Go me

'NO SURRENDER, THREE DAY BENDER' being written in marker pen on them as well. Going to cost them their seat in spoons as well

They've forgotten about me now. Too busy practicing their new season Boooos

His knees are up there with Austin's and Wilson's these days

Not the biggest news amongst washed up ex Afcb players tonight but still. Arf

Their fans are very keen to have him, at the other place. Apparently being tapped up is fine as long as you're going to them. Ahem.

'Club have broken promises to me. Lied to me. Stitched me up. I want out. I'm going to scweam and scweam until I am sthick'

If I was Isak, I'd have had a look at Ryan Fraser's career history before making that statement