Beelzetrice ✨🏳️‍⚧️✨

I didn't quite meet the criteria for Ehlers-Danlos, but I do have Hypermobility Spectrum Disorder (which is like EDS but milder). It feels good finally having an answer to a ton of my medical mysteries 😭🩷✨

after 30+ years of chronic pain and joint problems, I'm finally getting screened for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome today

they really cooked when they invented buttered noodles

transfem that has a room that looks like a tornado just went through it "i wish i was a cute maid so bad 🥺"

Trans lesbians are so cool because I get to be a woman who loves being a woman and love another woman who loves being a woman.

Death to Chronos

about to start Hades 2, time to feel gay for every character again

cracking my knuckles but they sound like a dog clicker

Renee Rapp but she has a piss kink: I'm a real bad girl but a real good pisser

why do they call it boymoding when it should be called male fraud

A woman wearing jeans with a rip across one of the thighs

A woman wearing jeans with a rip across one of the thighs

oh no, do you think it's noticeable? 🥺

they're saying she's so hypnobait

happy fall! it's time for joint pain

Nothing fits, people stare, and it just becomes an endless parade of 3 hours of trying things on.

YOU'RE SO PRETTY

I love being able to express myself through clothing, however, the act of buying clothes in store as a trans woman is a Horrifying Ordeal

cleaning out my kitchen cabinets because I have a new roommate moving in. should I throw out my 2020 sourdough starter that I haven't fed in like 2-3 years or do we think I can still save it

they should invent a tummy that doesn't hurt

me: so yeah anyways that's how I've been doing since our last session

my therapist: I think maybe we should look at the diagnostic criteria for BPD

nothing beats a 2 jet holiday

polyamory is a scam created by big dating app to keep you using them

theres so much we have to help out baby dolls with, but a really important one is Not Making Your Dysphoria Other People's Problem

transfem sealing her bathtub with gaulk

100 gecs is so bad that they’re almost approaching outsider art, if the qualification for “outsider art” was being stupid.

*cracking knuckles* it's time to meet the muppets (threat)

yeah I feel this

Ham in unlovable ham

they’re banning us from bathrooms but yeah, sure, i can’t wait to get dressed and go to work and pretend everything is fine and normal so my cis coworkers don’t think i’m overreacting

"i'm afraid to start HRT because it might be taken away"

they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will

make the appointment

Knuckle tats: “ROCK / FACT”