Sweetest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️ BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN

You’re really one to talk, going around looking so pretty all the time🥺

Oh that’s lovely!

Could be oxen too I suppose but moose is a decent guess

Oh rad, that’s only a few hours away from me! and yes that’s deep within the deepest of moose territory🫎

And how far you’ve come😍
Also def needed the alt text to know for sure which one you were. I was almost gonna guess the dude over your left shoulder in green

ten years

*I don’t have many pics from back then. There was an orchestra recording a piece I wrote*
Still music-ing I guess 🥰

the intervening years have been hard for you babe. You’ve been through a lot but I have every bit of faith in your ability to bounce back if only given the opportunity💖

Ooohh!! What is it from?

With the flowers I was going for the funniest comparison photo I could for the original but I don’t know if the world is ready for Sketchiest Beatrice and the fight against wire fraud😭

ten years✨

Oh that is an excellent shoulder rat 🥰

Oh it’s definitely noticeable! You look just marvelous ✨

That’s all in the relationships you build. Like if you just kinda froze your life in place it might take 20 years but having people love you really moves up the timeline on loving yourself.

Right?

they got bites!!!

oh damn, i really should have gone with my first instinct tonight

fr, I don't think I know anyone who received this poll let alone responded to it

Truly gifted with refined taste

What kinda lesbian faildaughter art are you into?

I think I just assumed that you’re so well informed that you’d already know 😶

Oh buddy, if you think HRT is the reason she can’t get pregnant then I have some information that might come as a shock to you😕

a cartoon character sitting at a table with a plate of food on it Alt: Plankton frowns looking at his dinner of holographic meatloaf as it’s just being served to him

I always think of the holographic meatloaf from SpongeBob

RESIST THE SYREN SONG!

It’s overrated

I remember looking out a window as we were getting a localized microburst in the neighborhood that I used to live in. You could watch every windshield in the parking lot cave in over the course of about 10 minutes.

If strawberries are a spring fruit and kiwis are an autumn fruit then who was it choosing that as the new flavor for the new millennium? Like was that an advance in food science or did someone just passionately lobby those with decision making authority until it was so?

Especially in the context of what they won’t print. When Carville starts going off about that Mike Johnson teenage boy scandal nobody will touch it but every notion he has about trans people is rewarded with column inches

You got this!

You're a loose cannon, you know that? The commissioner's gonna have my badge for this!

there's a lot of that happening still in ww2 but trenches have a sameness from the 1860s right up to now and i'm not a true connoisseur