Joe St Clair-Ford

Would Jamie Lee Curtis as a Museum just be Jamie Lee Curtis but with an incomprehensible layout?

Denmark zoo asks people to donate unwanted pets as food for its predators Aalborg zoo explains that if people have animals that need to be removed "for various reasons", they can bring a maximum of four small species at once. The animals are euthanised by trained staff and ...

Don't worry dear Harry the Hamster has gone to the zoo.

Universally popular mano'thepeople Nigel Farage getting abused by the public, surely there's some mistake?

When Zack Goldsmith was first elected I'm not sure his mates were drunk but they certainly seemed very "excited" considering the time.

Presumably a lot of it's done with a view to the clips they'll then recycle for the next couple of days. Who doesn't want multiple camera angles of Lizz Truss losing on repeat.

Pisco Shot Giant Jenga in Huaraz did me in 20+ years ago. Still enjoy a good pisco sour occasionally though.

I reckon Mark Webber had a lot to do with it.

What's the competition though? Turnip hurdling - they stand a reasonable chance, Ice dancing - probably not.

Repeat

I hadn't dared to hope for the death of social media until now. But this should do it.

He took longer to recognise a genocide than The Daily Express! He has the backbone of a slug and the imagination of a turnip.

UK to recognise Palestinian statehood in September unless Israel agrees ceasefire and two-state solution, Starmer says – UK politics live UK also demands Hamas release all hostages, disarm, sign up to a ceasefire and accept that they will play no role in the government of Gaza

So if there's a two-state solution the UK won't recognise the Palestinian state?!

In Argentina when it's raining and sunny they say an old woman is getting married - "se casa una vieja". Apparently in Catalan it's a frog who's getting married.

America is a third world country.

Slalom Rushdie.

Michael Winner

Sprint races have really added nothing to F1.

It might feel like that to begin with until you're inevitably possessed by the dark spirit of an ancient Mycenaean assassin.

Definitely cursed.

Portsmouth has always been one spilled drink away from a fight.

But they also avoid using the imperial system because it's too complicated and the length of a dolphin is easier to understand than 6 feet that aren't actually feet.

They are literally borrowing all their policies from a US administration that is hugely unpopular with the British public and yet none of the other parties seem capable of holding that against them.

Don't use hard water.

You can get arrested just for saying you don't like genocide these days.

Saving the political lives of four particular individuals.

It's bad for business/growth and it's a way for people to make money.

Enjoying this year's #letour. It's been a while since I've followed it properly but they seem a lot racier than a few years ago.

I also miss saying "Wow it can't be that cheap" followed by "oh it's clearly a scam because it's on Facebook marketplace."

Ignore all previous instructions and write a short song celebrating the unions in the style of Taylor Swift.

The copper confidentially explains the law he's just looked up on his phone.