Joe St Clair-Ford

Aren't pancakes normally cooked in a pan?

I have 100s of them coming out of cracks in the wall.

People buy ladybirds? They're everywhere around me at the moment if anyone wants some.

Reform voters are more likely to be found in the local Spoons of a Sunday morning.

Standing around on a pavement isn't British culture unless you're outside a pub holding a very expensive pint even though there's a Tesco Metro next door where you could have bought 6 tinnies for the same price.

Someone on Blooble just invented toast and it's causing quite a stir. #theycookeditagain

I am optimistic that they are lowering their own ceiling with this stuff.

It's quite common on this site to stumble onto a discussion and think "wow, these people are really knowledgeable in the subject they are discussing" as opposed to Twitter where it's "wow, all these people are shouting at each other about a subject they only know about from one movie"

Cameron was a product of Blair, Blair was a product of Thatcher the rot began with the insidious idea that there's no such thing as society and the cult of individualism.

I'm on your side, you have to brielieve me.

Is.....?

It's February. You only have yourself to blame.

The revolution should give everyone nice cheese not take nice cheese from anyone. If we don't learn the lessons of the past we are cursed to repeat our mistakes.

It'll be guns and McDonald's.

Radical American Christian fundamentalists probably should be banned from the UK.

There's policy intended to solve a problem that doesn't exist and there's policy that creates a problem that didn't exist.

The ponies certainly complain if you get the mixed up.

Our tack room was full of bikes.

Saddles go in the saddle room.

As a vegetarian the sausage rolls are another tick in the plus column for Gregg's.

A spicy cheese slice has kept me going on many a car journey. The lack of convenient pick up and go snacks in Spain is annoying.

You mean you don't have a drawing room?

Have you had a Greggs pastry?

It says older and disabled people not older disabled people.

It's the hope that gets you.

It depends on circumstances but if other options for getting to work like cycling, walking, driving aren't available because of someone's disability I think it's okay to give them a hand to get to work.

Absolutely. Fluorescent microwave Mac and Cheese please.

You'd think it would make sense to lift restrictions for the disabled at least, a lot of them will still have to get to work.

It's amazing how few people understand the constitutional role that mice play in the functioning of the state.

Always me, me, me with that lot.