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My therapist identifies as otherkin and it's great! You're doing good work fox <3

It's SO BAD, lmao

A Von Neumann Crockpot if you will

Right! It's fine but that's not really what they've made, and the marketing is absurd lmao

I guess!

Ahahaha, dream on. Also they're definitely a subscription service.

Who wants to guess how much the bags cost?

Sadly I don't think it is.

I fucking know right? The bombastic music is just 🤌

It's a stew pot. Literally just a stew pot that cooks meat and vegetables - which you have to put in there yourself - together then showers it all with sauce, whilst serving it to you in a little mug.

A post on X about "replicator", a stew pot which shits out meals like one of those dolls that uses the bathroom

I hate that all these stupid fucking techbros are using up all the cool sci fi names for stuff

I lost my job, the price of groceries is way up, my gardener was deported, and they canceled funding for the experimental cancer treatment that was my only chance to live another year. But at least my damn neighbor is afraid to wear a keffiyeh now.

Jesus fuck

Vaccine subterfuge: How vaccine-makers fooled the Nazis from inside a concentration camp lab Confined first at Auschwitz then Buchenwald, a Jewish microbiologist conspired with a ragtag team of scientists and rebels to send dud typhus vaccines to the German soldiers on the eastern front.

Gonna talk in entomology class today about how Jewish scientists forced to work in Nazi concentration camps secretly sent fake vaccines to the eastern front and managed to kill 4,000 Nazis with typhus.

mf dresses like he’s an extra from Equilibrium, jfc

I mean, it’s Joe Walsh. He knows it’s bullshit and is patently trying to get the Dems to fuck over groups he hates but whom they support.

A running team from Chicago posted that Trump’s federal agents dragged a runner (67 years old) from his car, broke his ribs, and caused internal bleeding.

IG: dwrunning1

I met someone not long ago who thought he was smart “because he talks to a lot of people” and genuinely could not be persuaded otherwise.

It’s crazymaking to watch people nod sagely about findings that are just demonstrably untrue.

What is true, I think, is Dems keep trying to run cautious meat and potatoes races only to be tagged in the public mind with all the social issues their opponents obsess over and they leave unanswered.

Podcasts delenda est

Jesus fucking christ, no.

4 frame comic. 1st frame shows the silhouette of a protest. text reads : anti-fascism isn't just about wearing cool scarves and ski goggles. when terfs* announced that they were organizing a protest at a library I was speaking at, they showed up and outnumbered the terfs. 2nd frame shows the silhouette of someone at a computer. text reads : it's antifa geeks monitoring alt-right online groups who told me that they found my address, 8 years ago. I could get to safety and make sure nothing happened, thanks to them. 3rd frame shows the antifa logo. text reads : it's an undercover antifa who told me Proud boys were planning to crash a library talk I was giving. they still did it, but we could prepare accordingly and the talk went as planned. 4th frame shows a protest with a "good night white pride" banner. text reads : it's a whole squad of anti- fascists who showed up to keep a neo-nazi group at bay from a family event I was speaking at. they stayed until the end to accompany participants to their car or all the way to their home. the police was aware of the threat but didn't do sh*t.

"What does antifa do?" My personal experience with antifa.

there has never been a presidency that has spent more time on LGBTQ issues as this Trump administration. they are wholly obsessed with queer people. the time/effort on LGBTQ issues is coming 97% from the right.

i'm so fucking tired of the gaslighting on this. why does everyone have this backwards?

It’s because they’re Black isn’t it?

Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”

I hate that he seems to be in the process of being proven right in real time.

ROLLING STONE: “The current Congress has dropped the pretense of public service altogether… Congress enjoys ultraluxe health care as it fights to gut yours.”

@RepTimBurchett @MarshaBlackburn why don’t you care about anyone but yourselves? www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

GOP closing arguments were:
1.) Haitians are eating your cats
2.) Puerto Rico is a shithole
3.) Peanut the squirrel will be avenged

Naturally, the media accused Kamala of being light on policy.

“Grok is this real?” - Elon Musk, seconds before getting taken out by a horde of grandmas organised exclusively via telephone tree

Big Gogo Yubari vibes