Austin Mayse

Come to Austin, and we can line some stuff up!

Tell Katrina I said hi!

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I just remembered beepers! Holy moly, I feel old.

One fun thing about being old enough to have been around for the launch of Gmail is that sometimes, when you're searching your inbox for something unrelated, you find some heinously embarrassing fan mail that you wrote when you were 14 and have to take the rest of the morning to recover

@vandoliers.bsky.social #VFFV

Happy 10th anniversary the record that started it all! #vffv

He does know he won, right?

Your shot is more acceptable than hers was.

Who now?

Modern Christian Worship Music is basically using $5k instruments to play terrible songs.

Sadly, 1919 would work too.

Same. Holly is gonna kick some ass!

In Pflugerville, P Terry’s is just pronounced “Terry’s”

There were more people IN the parade than AT it.

This series is wild! Go Oilers!

LETS GO!!!

THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE MADE IT BACK TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL 🏆

I hope Dan Patrick gets stuck behind lotto scratcher traders every time he goes to a convenience store forever.

If you get knocked down, you know what to do.

Let’s go Oil!

Bruce Springsteen is bringing back Rock n Roll, I believe. Not just the music, but that spirit.

Living in a shithole town (Thorndale, TX), you can’t imagine how terrible our post office is.

Jason Benefield Artist · 38 monthly listeners.

I've got some music out, in case anybody gives a shit:

open.spotify.com/artist/7hqTD...

I don’t do CD swaps, but a shirt swap is a possibility sometimes.

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

Translator when the Pope switched to Latin

What’s the reverse of Imposter Syndrome? I feel like I should be doing bigger things.

Girl, you got me falling like the Stock Market 😍