Jacob the Eternal Rob Refsnyder Fan

The Oklahoma Democratic Party just consistently punches way above its weight. It's a top notch state party that often goes unnoticed because the state is so deeply conservative that they rarely have anything to show for it

Chuck Schumer looks at this and thinks the problem could be solved with a few more weeks of training

You can tell the economy is taking a turn for the worse when they stop using avocado toast and lattes as their go-to and have to resort to the luxury known as "$6 chicken from Walmart" to make the poors feel bad

This reminds me of the story from Hannah Pick-Goslar (I think) of a Nazi soldier offering a cookie to her younger sister on a train to a concentration camp, and when the girl asks what a cookie is, this look of horror and disgust just overtakes his face. On some level, they know. Not enough.

Fox News article. Photo of Bad Bunny at the Superbowl with the tagline 'An abomination.' The headline then reads "Bad Bunny's halftime show ripped for language barrier, suspected political message"

This headline really just shows that these people don't even *know* anyone who can speak Spanish. "Suspected" lol

I know one couple who are genuinely libertarians and I am always so nervous waiting for the other shoe to drop. But honestly props to them for sticking to their (very weird) opinions. They may be super into crypto but at least they hate ICE. Every other "principled libertarian" just likes weed

I mean yes. Obviously the Republicans are evil, but the Democrats absolutely had a hand in getting us here. And ostensibly, the Democrats are the party we can actually effect change in

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Certainly he could just be eating, like, wings

Par for the course for the Pillen administration unfortunately

Oh well if she's thinking about it, then that makes up for actively doing things that make it worse

I can think of few celebrities who lecture people about politics *more* than Ricky Gervais

Ammon Bundy is also avowedly pro-Black Lives Matter. He also thinks every hospital worker in Boise is trafficking children. He's very multifaceted in the weirdest way possible

Can't wait for the March fnord the Billionaires

In a 1981 interview, he stated, "I'd done teaching practice at secondary schools and been through the business of having 15-year-old girls fancying me – and me really fancying them! How I kept my hands off them I don't know... Then there was my love for Lolita which I think is a brilliant novel."

No, that's what Don't Stand So Close To Me is about!

The latter unfortunately. He openly compared himself to Humbert Humbert from Lolita

Sting wrote a whole song about how he couldn't be a substitute teacher anymore because it was too tempting

I assume you just forgot to type Giancarlo Stanton as an honorable mention

I always loved that she had a recurring role on Bones that repeatedly proved that psychics were canonically real in that universe

Acting director of ICE

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"children dealing with immigration enforcement" is a hell of a phrasing choice

Screw you man. You don't get to pal around with far-right agitators like Ben Shapiro, saying you take back your statements about ICE and don't support abolishing them and then turn around and pretend to be on our side. You're a power-hungry charlatan who would say anything to get ahead.

Nothing gets me through being stranded during an extended power outage like several raw onions and some grapes

I wonder when Jake Tapper is going to write a book about this

Close! The difference is answering machines don't use absurd amounts of energy to irreversibly pollute water supplies while sapping away people's cognitive processing abilities. Other than that, yeah I guess they're the same

Peak Bob Nightengale moment right here

Paul LePage has to be in the running for weirdest governor in modern history

That pales in comparison to their plan of wearing pins with arrows to signify their opposition to rising costs

Hey Gavin! Why are you chatting it up with Ben Shapiro and equivocating on ICE raids? Have you considered developing a single moral? Or the semblance of a backbone? I understand you think you're owed the presidency because you're a power hungry egomaniac, but your job is to help people