BIG STEWIE

1984

If you make your entire platform hatred and death, you get hatred and death. Don't cry for him, cry for his kids if you do.

"testify" by rage against the machine (1999)

YouTube video by The Amazing Doorknob {YTP} Mr Krakk Meets the Creeper

youtu.be/euDNKmeIQMc

Made another ytp

Welcome to my dungeon...

Playing system shock, shodan said she'll make me experience pain beyond pain. How many innocent people went into this game and came out with a dommy mommy fetish

The Government’s Chemical Disaster Tracking Tool Just Went Dark The chemical lobby demanded Trump make the locations of high-risk chemical plants secret. The EPA did just that.

Last Friday, Trump's EPA shut down a Biden-era website mapping locations of dangerous chemical plants. 

The chemical industry, which gave over $1M to Trump's inauguration, heavily lobbied the Trump administration to scrap the website. See how this works?

It's shavo's birthday!

Tiffany and co is being edited

Bluesky’s logo, a trusted verifier’s scalloped checkmark, and a standard verified blue check mark.

We’re introducing a new layer of verification on Bluesky — a user-friendly, easily recognizable blue check.

In addition to account verification issued by Bluesky, we're also introducing Trusted Verifiers. Select independent organizations can verify accounts directly.

This place is a wasteland. I'm only seeing 3 people post in my followers list good god someone light a fire or something

A historical map illustrating the movements of various peoples, including the Sea Peoples, Mycenaeans, and others, during the Late Bronze Age collapse. Colored arrows indicate migration and invasion routes, with cities marked as destroyed. Text says: Over 3,000 years ago, before the rise of Rome, powerful ancient civilizations across the Mediterranean suddenly crumbled. Cities burned. Empires fell. Once-powerful kingdoms vanished.

Around 1200 BCE, a number of Bronze Age civilizations seem to have collapsed in a storm of war, famine, and disaster. Were traveling sea raiders to blame? Climate change? Something else? 📖

Explore the mystery ➡️ w.wiki/BDUF

4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy saying “pfft. You can’t say happy Easter anymore because of the woke police. Happy Easter” Panel 2: Woke police bust through the windows screaming “WPD, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR ASS” Panel 3: Woke Police beat the absolute shit out of the Blue Guy. They tell “Happy THIS motherfucker” and “‘I got your Easter right here shithead” Panel 4: We reveal that this has all happened in Blue Guy’s head. He wistfully says “God I wish that would happen.” He is mournfully pining for the ‘oppression’ that would give his life some kind of meaning

I better not catch any of u saying happy easter

pull up to heaven when you die only to discover it's isometric

It's the funny internet number! You should be laughing with our mascot! Laugh with Glurbus! Hahahaha!

why do 404 pages always have jokes on them who is in the mood for that shit when the page they're trying to access is straight up gone

Twisted metal 3 was a mistake

Connor Hagerman just slaughtered the poor girl

Noom Weight Loss Quiz Guarantees Personalized Insults Tailored To Users’ Insecurities NEW YORK—In a continued effort to harness the power of psychology to help customers achieve their fitness goals, Noom announced Monday that the company’s weight loss quiz now guarantees personalized insults tailored to users’ insecurities. “There’s no one-size-fits-all approach to getting healthy, which is why the Noom team is proud to provide specific and detailed put-downs […]

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bad bitch pulled up with the quantum tunneler, rip thru to the zorp system with my boy glipni and cause a disturbance in opps hood. those yaddens never knew what hit em. alpha centuri for life!!

I hate this idiots

I can't trust these cretins for nothing they're trying to find gay furry porn on the in game tablet

83: FAA employees left between you and a Boeing 747 crashing into your house

DOGE By The Numbers
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore