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comic by me Sephiroth facing Cloud Cloud: “Sephiroth… I’ve been training every day for this moment” Sephiroth sits at a Queen’s Blood table, motioning for Cloud to take the opposing seat

the final battle #ff7rebirth

we're going to start international conflicts with random countries because the overlap of "cartoonishly evil" and "complete fucking moron" is the Venn diagram that American voters look for in leadership

Thanks to the power of Artificial Intelligence, we've finally answered the question "what if mobile game ads were even more shitty and incoherent?"

I'd pay Jeremy Renner and a team of developers to recreate the Jeremy Renner app

Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy. Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.

Let’s change gears. Do some good

Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination

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YouTube video by ClassicsOfGame Classics Of Game 106

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I did Liberation Day tariffs in Victoria 3, and it all went well until the famine in Colorado, the 2 lost wars with Canada, and the president beating a man to death with a stick But apart from that, would recommend.

sometimes you pitch an article, black out, and then wake up 2000 words later with no real recollection how any of it happened www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...

YouTube video by Mork Discombobulate

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an archival black and white photograph of the KKK marching in Washington DC with the capitol behind them

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.”

Send him to the fucking Hague

PANEL 1 Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender. JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day. AL: And how! PANEL 2 JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball? AL: Whiskey? The real deal? JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer! PANEL 3A AL: Very well. Make it a double. PANEL 3B INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me… PANEL 4A INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir? PANEL 4B Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu. PANEL 5 AL: Sandwiches. INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches? AL: That’s right. I’m hungry. PANEL 6A JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right? PANEL 6B Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression. JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can- AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep. Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains. PANEL 9 AL: …I think this will hold me until supper. With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud. PANEL 11 JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion! Why’d you do it, Al? Don’t leave me. Not like this! PANEL 12 INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem. PANEL 13 INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct. INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this. PANEL 14 Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.
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I have a sacred mission to fulfill.
I must purify the world.

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I'm seeing people saying, "I already knew squirrels ate meat. How did scientists not know?"
They did know that squirrels eat meat. The new discovery is that California ground squirrels are actively and regularly hunting voles.
Always check the source, pop-sci headlines sometimes oversimplify things.

Three skeets: Skeet #1 from Spice8Rack: "The fact that they haven't caught the CEO assasin yet has fundamentally shaken my assumptions about the impenetrability of the borgious surveillance state." Skeet #2 from Makswel: "Can you explain this in mtg terms? I recently got a concussion and big word no work." Skeet #3 from Sheep puppet: "The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.:

This website rules

Almost there...

#FF7 #FinalFantasy

Thank you for reminding me that I also need to play Triangle Strategy

I think that archetype still exists in some capacity, but truth be told, none of the Tron decks are seeing much play these days.

Nice! The only pauper deck I have is this super janky Temur Tron build.
I've been seeing some cool control focused mono-red Tron lists lately, so I'm thinking of pivoting to that.

YouTube video by SEMPITERNAL XIX Mafia III - Sal Marcano Death Scene (1080 HD 60fps)

Finished my replay of Mafia 3. It's a shame that it gets so grindy in the middle. In the beginning and ending of the game, you can see what a more tightly paced version of Mafia 3 looks like, and that version is truly something special, even with all of its technical issues.
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Thanks! I have only played the original trilogy, so I'm looking forward to it!

I've recently been getting into Standard again on Arena. Occasionally, I play EDH at my LGS.

I might try to get some of the folks at the LGS into Pauper. I've been watching the format's meta for a couple of years, but haven't really had the chance to play it much.

I love magic! What formats do you play?

Ace Attorney? Hell yeah! I literally just picked up a copy of the Apollo Justice Trilogy like yesterday

I'd highly recommend the free version of DaVinci Resolve. It has everything you'll likely need and then some. There's a bit of a learning curve, but that's going to be true of any editing software. The ceiling of what DaVinci is capable of is notably higher than any other free option I'm aware of.

This was really interesting to read through! As someone coming from mtg, I don't think I would have realized that getting a card back is kind of like getting a 2 CP discount + potential color fixing. That Bartz interaction is also very cool.

A Chris Hadfield shout-out will always get a thumbs up from me. I firmly believe his space oddity video is a strong contender for the title of "best video on the entire internet"

Krenko, Mob Boss: its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

I'm sure the avalanche party would last long enough that Biggs could show up fashionably late once the kids were in bed. Now I'm imagining him speeding from sector 5 back to sector 7 on his motorcycle, still dressed as Bugs Bunny, which is a fantastic mental image

I think you're right that Wedge would be the one to come up with the idea, but I don't think Biggs would need to be forced into it. He probably spends his Halloweens helping out at the Leaf House, so he would do it "for the children"