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bf went to sleep #rip #willbemissed

why does everyone in my hometown have a staring problem real question

but i’ll have benefits and i’ll be able to get my wisdom teeth removed…………… hm

could actually get a full time position at work but i would have to fully switch departments + have my allergies and migraines potentially triggered daily + maybe get fired and lose my job entirely because they let people go almost monthly in that position………

it/its pronouns………………. thinking …………….

FALSE ALARM THANKGOD he works a town over and now i can avoid it forever

pimple on my fucking armpit. can’t believe it. and during pride month

so excited to wear my xxl “boy slug” sweater i got for 6 dollars

one of the classic gay pastimes is nodding sagely when messaging to straight people is telling them that they shouldn't view gay couples with the assumption one is the man and the other the woman while knowing full well which one you are

did i make an alt even though i have not even 200 followers . maybe. but 200 is a lot of people ok i couldn’t give a speech in a room with 200 people

thank u appreciated 🙏🙏 he is very tall but bends with the wind so they’ll get him easy

blurry pixelated stick man with a wide red mouth and upset eyes screaming and shaking a computer monitor

here’s some vulnerability for the vips i found out my stalker ex might work across the street from me ahaha

plush lamb on a long empty beach

this is my acc part 2 follow for more