Rob Johnston

It’s a big day for fans of baseball, or as the rest of the world calls it, “American Cricket”

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass

in 2010 scientists who sequenced ozzy's DNA discovered he was literally a drug-doing super mutant and i think thats beautiful

rip prince of darkness

Just misspelled the word “consistency” 3 different ways. How’s everyone else’s morning going?

I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community

Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are

I figure me never remembering the passwords makes them ersatz MFA since I have to reset them and verify whenever I use the site.

I’m sure that’s a huge problem but what else am I gonna do?

Important to remember about riding level polls/projections

Lotta metal heads working out today, neat.

Great turnout for the Calgary Centre candidates’ debate!

Ice cold take: the b-side of Abbey Road is great because of the short disparate tracks and the sound of the Beatles having fun one last time.

i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show

as for me, why, i've never even seen a ninja. how big of a threat could th

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

If the author doesn't care if it's heart gets blended or not i can't pretend to care what it's singing about

Been laughing all day at the thought of nü-metal pokemon. Not sure what to do with this.

Milhouse [thinking to himself]: "When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you."

we all know where Schumer got his strategy from

Going to a friend’s birthday tomorrow at a bar we haven’t been to in ages, should be fun!

It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it

Windshield decal of Zoidberg saying “Need a decal? Why not Zoidberg?”!

A delight every time I see it

I require minimum 10 hours a week of Just Boppin Around time where I wander around the city with no specific goal in mind to amass small trinkets and treats from various places of business and stop to sit in parks I haven’t been to before. I will not alter my lifestyle in any way that precludes this

Just subscribed to the print edition of bluesky. Soon I’ll be receiving all the month’s posts in a handsome leather-bound tome

Cranking up Brock Lesnar’s entrance music as I get pumped to do the Wordle

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

Meatball Ron solemnly leaving his lifted boots in the center of the ring

Merry Christmas!

It truly is a work of art!

I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer

Me trying to swim one length of butterfly