Cam Jackson

Don't be afraid, I hear it too.

I already want ppl to leave me alone that weekend so I can read my book

!!!!!!!!!!

This is clearly a hippo. You stuck the landing, well done.

AI Bro from yesterday blocked me. I get that he was upset that people mocked his profession and said it was bad and useless.

There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree

I want you to know that I am buying this book for the clipboard. I mean, I love your writing, but good God what are you doing now

AI will never surpass whoever invented flannel pajamas with pockets

The expressions on their faces are just beautiful. Glad you got your mojo back.

Endry poured in milk and honey and tea in a cup, then stirred and held it out to him. Royce eyed the cup as if it might attack him. He was a farmer’s son from the rocky north and even he knew milk in tea was an abomination. The Fae might turn someone’s feet backwards so they couldn’t walk or turn them to stone but still alive or make them into voiceless shadows that had to watch their families grow old and die, but even they wouldn’t put milk in tea. “Are you ill?” “I meant, could you call a page, or take a letter to someone?” Royce took the cup from Endry and was not prepared for her to coolly lay the back of her hand over his forehead. “Endry?” Endry looked at him as if he’d said something truly foolish. “Maybe have something to drink, ma’am, shake the cobwebs out of your eyes.”

Royce has been forcibly disguised as a princess but impersonating one long enough to kill a king... is much harder than he thought.

From NEVER BEFORE, my trapped in disguises/unstoppable sword/second-chance love novel, #amquerying

Okay, that is crazy interesting. Keep us in the loop.

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

This is long but well worth the time investment, especially if you have friends or family that are having trouble spotting AI Slop. @banditelli.org

#blackoutthesystem

People want to delegate boring things to AI.

People also routinely write bald-faced horseshit in email.

AI doesn't sit back and fold its arms and think "Okay. Given what I know about the situation, what is the smartest way to handle this?"

This is beautiful. You nailed it. Chef's kiss.

I hate the clocks going backwards and forwards. When I was young, we didn’t even have clocks. If we got hungry, we ate each other. We were poor, but we were happy. Good times. Not that we had time. It hadn’t been invented. We had to make our own time out of string and cholera.

Does the head still fit through openings that should be too small? Might be just fine.

Might be a hot dog

They say books won’t change the world.

Tell that to every colonizer who burned them.

To every enslaved person who was punished for reading.

Literacy is resistance.

Literacy is liberation.

The library is a battlefield.

Now anytime I meet a new tool whose name starts with “Smart” I think “That’s a nickname you gave yourself, isn’t it.”

I absolutely love this description

They turned again and entered the Promenade, right under an enormous painting of two men killing each other on a plain at sunset. They had taken the absolute longest way around and still wound up on the Promenade. One of the fighters had put a spear so far through his opponent’s back that the dripping triangular point was clearly visible, and the other had made do with a knife, with only the hilt showing. The man with the knife in him seemed more upset, his mouth in an O. The other one just looked furious. Two soldiers passed, in the insignia of the First Brigade. Royce jerked his eyes away from them. “What?” Amys’s eyes flicked down his body. The dress had noticed the stupid painting and transformed again. He glanced behind him. The dress kept the enormous dragging skirt but now it had a simpler neck. It bled from black at the hem to grey to orange-pink-red all the way up to his neck, and little wispy things drifted from the shoulders that were probably meant to be clouds. Royce sighed. At least he could see over his shoulder.

Royce is trapped in the pettiest dress that ever swished. It’s jealous of other dresses. It’s jealous of spiderwebs, of tablecloths, of flower arrangements, and here...of a painting of a fatal duel.

From NEVER BEFORE, my trapped in disguises/unstoppable sword/second-chance love novel, #amquerying

Are you all in on #BringBackBenSolo!?

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"...dominated the list of most-blocked accounts..."

Is there an award for that?

So that a government by Pen, from Pen, and for Pen's readers shall not go unprinted on this earth.....

That feeling is the worst - take whatever time you need, we'll be here.

Is it too soon to put up the Christmas tree because honestly I've had it with this year

According to Snopes, Disney stock lost 6.4 billion in the weeks following the Jimmy Kimmel show news. The morning after it was selling at $115.33.

Today? $113.34.

And they turned down a Ben Solo movie? With Soderbergh?

What am I missing?

"Poor," "financial," I see what you did there, ahhhhhhhhhhh

I'm still angry about the complete lack of ability to read the room with money in it. Is there no German word for this?

Bob Iger: How do we win back all those subscriptions and customer confidence we lost?

Also Bob Iger: Let's not do a Ben Solo movie, it's not the right time, it's not the right idea.