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stomach hurts head hurts felt nauseous all day … when the sun is out, the sky is gray … the plants are dead … what else is there …

I’m sure it’s scripted and all but i would be absolutely filled with delight to see mike tyson wallop that other guy. “hip hip hooray !!!!” I’d shout

how embarrassing!!! my buddy Brian took my phone and posted this. he’s also an anthropomorphic dog

i am but a lonely little cloud in this big Bluesky …. Oh how lovely it would be if another cloud or perhaps a bird or a plane, even Superman, were to join me ….

whose leg do i have to hump to get a dry martini around here 🍸

yes

every day i am reminded …. Fuck it, we must ball …..

i keep forgetting to use this instead of “”””””X”””””” but not many of my Internet buddies are on here :’-(

how it feels to eat the combination of pretzels and chocolate

i get that like artificial fragrances are endocrine disruptors or whatever but like idgaf bc bath & body works smell yummy :3

winner of the idgaf war:

Is This real ..?

i forgot about this app . i suppose we all take the blue sky for granted sometimes 🏞️

does anyone wanna hang out and get rebaptized for fun bc swimming in a church sounds both aesthetically pleasing and haunting

Oh that’s actually reasonable i thought it’d be longer 🐌

like sorry what was that? Can’t hear over this 🍑💨

if a pikmin was a pick me, would u pick them? 🤔

whoa :O i feel like an exclusive celeb being on here