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I'm sick of being told Dr. Pepper isn't a woman

a night shot of a storage warehouse where some of the letters have burned out, so all that's visible is the word RAGE on the building and in a nearby puddle

Good morning

When I was a sperm I wasn't the fastest or the strongest, however I succeeded with my cunning guile

Women love charging their phone

I think the first is ozzy and it's first and last names that begin with the same letter. Ryan Reynolds better watch out

They made a sequel to poop it's called pee

I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going

Have you ever seen Halt and Catch Fire? They go to Comdex in Season 1

Breaking Bad is about a meek schoolteacher's transformation into the manifestation of pure evil, the owner/operator of a small business in the sunbelt

excuse me?

28 gen x

Got a new job and like 4 people on Linkedin messaged me about stealing me

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i dont have the heart to stop him.,

“one of the most successful Podcasters in the Country, something he is willing and prepared to give up in order to serve”

Guys I’ve never been more convinced America is over

Avowed looks so cool I can't wait until it's $15

I care

Step 3 is sell the company and make it someone else's problem. These people don't want to just cut spending, they want to tank the performance of the government to justify selling off these services to private industry

Do you have a real Zodiac sign or one of the fake ones?

Here's how twitter is going

Every Bethesda game has an associated drug. Fallout 4 is about huffing glue. Oblivion is about robotripping. Skyrim is about porn addiction.

Why does everyone live in the red circle on this map?

I mean you know more than me about your company ofc, but your pc may have access to network drives, your email, cached credentials to cloud platforms, remote desktop resources, etc. They're not necessarily just concerned about access to your PC.

Plus if your company pays for cyber insurance any carrier would mandate a 2fa requirement before offering coverage

2fa is more effective than almost any other individual security measure, basically every day at work I see first hand evidence of this. It's not a nebulous sense of security

Twinsies

You ever feel like you're getting ripped off because you pay for sewer service AND they get to keep your turds?