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Someone told them to wear protection if they're hooking up, and they misunderstood and went for padding
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As this year's ESC is about to kick off, this is your reminder that @catvalente.bsky.social, one of our best novelists in any genre, wrote an excellent "intergalactic ESC" novel called "Space Opera"
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If you enjoy the #eurovision brand of nonsense and eccentric eldritch horrors,then boy does @catvalente.bsky.social have a pair of books for you
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TV, comics and film writer. LEVERAGE, JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES, BLUE BEETLE, MARRY ME, a couple other things. Free newsletter of reviews, recommendations, and general oddities at https://buttondown.email/kungfumonkey
“You’re gonna need a bigger glass.” This is the fault of Terry Wogan and Graham Norton. A little fun made by @cackhanded.net
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40+ yrs in print, 50+ novels, asst'd TV/film, NYT B'seller List every now & then, blah blah blah. Ireland-resident. Ebook store: https://ebooks.direct. Now with added Ko-Fi! (https://ko-fi.com/dianeduane) I miss @peter.petermorwood.com.
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Molecular biologist from Texas, here to share my meanderings on nature, science, history, politics, and zombies. Long threads a specialty.
British Birds publishes articles on identification, distribution, migration, conservation and taxonomy. We're THE bird journal of record in Great Britain.
Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her
at work i hate when they say "it's a blue-sky day" b/c usually some jack shit is abt to happen . stop saying that . otherwise, i like cows, planes, and spec-fic; i prefer all three
"Swear to god you're like a Fox Fire book set in hell." - Ursula Vernon
"You puckish motherfucker." - Sarah Day
Trans and queer anarchist sheep farmer. Navy veteran attempting to redeem himself.
Actress & Writer. Sharako Lohar in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON; Eurus in STAR WARS; Jess in DJANGO; Nocturne in BALDUR’S GATE 3; Hotspur in THE PRINCE; Belle in DRACULA’S EX-GIRLFRIEND. Philosophy Tube & @KillJamesBond ✨👑
I write books and post too many cat pictures. She/her, only.
Queen of Lasers, Mother of Storms, & NYT/USAToday bestselling author of Fairyland, Space Opera, Deathless, & many more. Any/All
Art: http://patreon.com/catvalente
Politics: http://catvalente.substack.com
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