We get it. You read Harry Potter as a kid and now youβre a horny mom with word processing software and unfulfilled fantasies. Just because you CAN write a dark academy enemies-to-lovers romantasy doesnβt mean you SHOULD.
But, I mean, if you do write one, why bother proofreading or editing it?
15.08.2025 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
03.02.2025 22:34 β π 52914 π 15175 π¬ 1634 π 1077
Itβs those with the sense of entitlement required to decide they donβt need to follow the rules, combined with those who canβt be bothered to learn them. βWhat? No left turn? Clearly that doesnβt mean me. Iβll just stop here and let my kids off directly into the street in front of oncoming trafficβ
22.01.2025 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I just got trolled by Siri.
My youngest spawn: Hey Siri, play Christmas music!
[insert Siri cueing up some bland random Christmas music station]
Me: Hey Siri, play *better* Christmas Music.
[insert the opening strains of Mariah Careyβs magnum opus]
24.12.2024 00:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
What happens when my plague rat children cough in my face and constantly steal sips of my water bottle when they are sick?
This is also how I got Covid back in 2022.
PS: the Vapostick is life changing #vicks #plaguerats
15.12.2024 01:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβve been on here too long not to have posted a pet pic by nowβ¦Willow is my husbandβs. Sheβs a silver tabico with an orange undercoat and one completely orange back leg. Puck is my boy. Heβs a cream tabby with orange eyes. They share a brain cell. Willow hangs onto it for safe keeping.
14.12.2024 22:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs 5pm on Sunday and I just now remembered I have Monday off from work.
It doesnβt get much better than this.
01.12.2024 23:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Current Teams discussion among youth services folx in the library system I work for: how often we all check under the bins for the picture books with LGBTQIA++ themes that have been hidden by patrons. People that hadnβt thought to look were shook once they checked under the bins in their branches.
17.11.2024 15:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nooooooooooo. I cannot think of a single regular patron in my near decade of work in the dark art of library science that I would ever want to see naked.
Several that very much wanted to be seen naked thoughβ¦
16.11.2024 21:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So many adults disappear from the library when their kids age out of storytime. More library nights!
16.11.2024 20:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I am 100% your demographic judging solely from your reference to PUTV. Talk hard!
16.11.2024 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey there, come here often?
15.11.2024 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Posting this here because I keep re-looking it up and laughsobbing every time I get a breaking news alertβ¦.
14.11.2024 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hi! Paraprofessional public librarian here. I β€οΈ media/info literacy, can rock a storytime, and love a juicy reference question. I have a BA in Cultural Studies and Comp Lit with a focus on the intersection of technology and pop culture. I have 2 daughters, two cats, and one very loving husband.
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