max …………. (im evil)

what the hell is going on over here

Max, a white person with short brown hair and tattoos visible on their arms, standing in the aisle of a home hardware store. They are wearing a black t-shirt, and black button up pants. They have a comically large, silver carabiner clipped to their belt loop.

Max, a white person with tattoos visible on their arms, standing in the aisle of a home hardware store. They are wearing a black t-shirt, and black button up pants. The photo is centred on their torso and thighs to better highlight the comically large size of the carabiner clipped to their belt loop. Everything above the shoulders and below mid-thigh outside of the frame.

the ultimate lesbian carabiner

Max, a white person, looking at the camera with a silly face, showing two quick links hanging from their stretched earlobe

Max, a white person, turned to show the profile of their face, showing off two quick links hanging from their stretched earlobe

did you guys know that if you have stretched lobes you can actually just go to the hardware store and buy quick links, small padlocks, small d-shackles, etc and use those in your ears . like no one’s stopping you and it looks swag

I thought this pose was funny 😖

A white womans hand, palm facing the camera, with the fingers curled forward to show her nails. The nails are a very natural colour with two hearts on the thumb. One of the hearts is purple and the other is green

NEW NAILS !!!!!!!! by me :3

AIBO !!!!! I love aibo . ers-7 >>>> ers-1000 though. I remember being 14 years old and seeing people on YouTube make their aibos dance on 2 legs 🤨🤨

this is normal girl stuff I feel as it’s definitely something I’d say to someone else but . I have several kinds of brain damage so I may be an outlier

it was cold when I colour matched it btw :3c

ur in her dms she’s next to me painting her nails the colour of my tip

Cassie, a white woman, holding a small dog shaped wheat pack

who funding this heat pack puppy for when I start FIFO and have to spend weeks away from my darling

a ring of nail polish swatches showing a rainbow of colours

who’s in Perth and wants to let me practice gel manicures on them for very very cheap¹ :3c

I just got lots of new colours

¹($15 to cover materials and time)

oh ok CHONMP

topless pic of cassies upper torso, cut off at the mouth. she’s got multiple bruises and marks on her arm, chest and collarbones

hi im chew toy

I’m SOWWYYYYYYY

you look SO good in this photo 🫶🫶🫶

if i had a penny for every time someone said they wanted to get me pregnant in this dress my wife would have to give me like four pennies

My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress

My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress, a closer shot showing the strawberries and blueberry print on the dress

I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore

this is like something my cat graham would say he’s obsessed with flaming hot Cheetos but only the kind with red 40 in them he doesn’t give a fuck about the puff flavour

Bella, a white woman, is smiling. Her hair is a beautiful brown and is fluttering gently around her head, her expression positive. She's wearing a gorgeous black, green, white, and blue long sleeve shirt with small black bra peeking through right above her breasts as the shirt parts below them. In the background the beautiful blue sea is crossing across the landscape with a small peninsula. Features of stone also sit on the left side of the picture. She knows she is hot. And she loves it.

happy pride month, new profile picture what's up 💖

cassie from the waist up, nude

i had a dream i was a weird creature thing that got loose in a national park and i was just stealing peoples bags and eating trash and they had to send an even more fucked up creature thing after me to bring my shenanigans to a halt but i killed that creature with my bare hands (and teeth)

a grainy shot of a horse standing at the shore of the beach with white text above that says “Man”

this hrose is how I feel whenever I post something that sends me into hysterics but no one thinks it’s as funny . man . HAHA

scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me not *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me not *scoops cat poop out of the litter box* she loves me *scoops cat poop out of the

getting a dog toy tattooed on my bicep so my puppy wife can chew on it whenever she wants

Forcing my cat to remember all of his 9 lives with 40hz binaural audio

a zoomed in screenshot of the original photo, showing a carton of mocha chill next to Wet Stuff Plus, a water based lubricant

lube spotted 🫵😲

For sure

My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress

My wife Cassie, a white woman, wearing a very pretty dress, a closer shot showing the strawberries and blueberry print on the dress

I’m gonna be the first ever person to get a trans woman pregnant I swear to GOD I need to see her wearing this dress holding a child on her hip I can’t fucking do it anymore

interview with a vampire episode six ladies !!!!?

Armand de Fazbear 5 Nights in San Fransisco