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EM trained PA-C. Husband to a lovely wife and father to the cutest damn twins ever. Out to rock the globe while it’s still here to rock. GLP-1 agonist stan #MedSky

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04.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s see it’s one part brandy, one part crΓ¨me de menth

04.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes me wanna put on a fooken parka mate

04.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg Happy Xmas with Yoko screeching thru the chorus

04.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bittersweet Symphony

04.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m from Ohio. I’ll fry anything

03.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a better PA because I was taught by women physicians #NationalWomenPhysiciansDay

03.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Similarly my girls loved the Emoji movie

03.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@caulimovirus.bsky.social

03.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a better PA because I was taught by women physicians #NationalWomenPhysiciansDay

03.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This will surely garner a plethora of likes

03.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The US healthcare system is garbage. When I have a patient who has belly pain to the point of tears, vomiting and diarrhea with blood from both ends, and doesn’t want to go to the ER because of cost. We have enough money for universal healthcare but capitalism and the eugenicists running the country

03.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s hilarious that 25 years into this century and people are still scandalized over boobs in public. Grow the fuck up already

02.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œSalt Life” bumper stickers in Ohio actually refer to salting the roads in winter

02.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Another favorite

02.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
02.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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02.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fighting for the right to own humans doesn’t deserve amnesty.

Cunts indulging in fantasies of getting to murder people who disagree with them also do not deserve amnesty

02.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poltergeist at 7 😳

01.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A cinephile like you would LOVE it!!

01.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it was an EXCELLENT film he won on too. That doc was great

01.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For those who think this is doxxing. Federal officers are SUPPOSED to be identifiable.

01.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can hear the shart at 35 seconds into this vid

When he finally kicks, the death poo will be epic

01.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tea Rex

Or Tea Regina in your case

01.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was told there would be more Now and Laters

01.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the wildest excuse to post the Simpsons diving in front of the shotgun meme

01.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

And by β€œhonorable” we mean β€œseppuku”

01.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh who’s a pretty girl?? πŸ₯°

01.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Jay, how was residency? Oh wait

01.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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